Vertigo Stick

1. See disco stick

2. Penis, as popularized by Lady GaGa's song "Bad Romance"

"I want your psycho,
Your vertigo stick,
Want you in my rear window,
Baby, you're sick"

by Fame Monster November 11, 2009

Scroll Shock

Verb.

When casually browsing a web page and scrolling down you come across a picture that you had no intention or want to view.

Jack, with tissue in hand: “O hell yeah, this whore at the top of the page is HOT!!! Let me just scroll down and see what else this wonderful site has to show.

scrolling...

scrolling...

"Midget Tranny Porn.jpg"

Jack: “OH MY GOD NO!!!!! MY EYES!"

*throws monitor from desk.

Scroll Shock strikes again.

by Truthzor August 28, 2012

sock fucker

Hopeless guy in his late 20's to early 30's that was never kissed and lives in his moms basement. Pretends sock is a woman while looking at free thumbnails. Usually unemployed.

Do not shake hands with a sock fucker.

by Top Gunt June 3, 2004

sock bath

From South Park, It is where you rub somebody down (who is dry) with multible bars of soap and then "dry" them off with multible socks.

"You killed Kenny from that sock bath, you bastard!"

by Robert Atkinson March 27, 2007

Happy Sock

n.

1. A mans favorite sock which he uses for masturbation.During masturbation, the sock catches the ejaculation which prevents a messy episode. Originating from some guy name Happy.

I want to spank my monkey. Have you seen my happy sock?

by bigjlj January 29, 2006

Sock

Some Other Cunts kid

Do you think Morgan’s falcon is still running? He has to go pick up his sock from school

by 2-343 Yrtanfni March 11, 2021

poofter stick

The spider, as used in a game of pool (it's like a cue except with a plastic X on the end) which is used for making shots where it is difficult to lean across the table. Called the poofter stick, as it takes the easy way out.

By convention, if a player uses the poofter stick and fails to sink their shot, then the stick is automatically named after that player. Their name remains attached to the stick until another player misses a shot.

Craig: Ball's too far away. I'm gonna use the poofter stick.

(He misses the shot; later)

Bill: Pass the Craig Stick.

by Aspirex November 17, 2005