scurflumpled

v. a mixture of the feelings happy confuzed and puking all at the same time

ex. steve, was scurflumpled

by inka November 13, 2023

smurfing

When you are chilling out in the port-a-johns blue water for a few hours, waiting for someone to come in and sit down. When their ass hits the seat, you shove your tongue in their hole and eat their ass. This isn't a scat or a shit thing at all. The person sitting down (and getting their ass eaten) is too scared to shit.

I saw your boyfriend smurfing by the construction site.

by best-name-ever99 November 21, 2023

Smurfing

A term used in gaming to describe a player in an online game that creates a new account to play against lower-ranked players

Omg he is smurfing he is clearly plat not bronze

by N.z.R November 23, 2023

Snurfer

A person found to snowboard the slopes in the winter and ditch their snowboard for a surf board and shred the waves in the summer.

Dude you're such a snurfer!

by Anonymous_3308 March 12, 2024

Smurfett

Females with the name that start with "Keilsee", who thoroughly enjoy giving oral pleasure; or sucking dick, if you will- for the blue bean pills that everyone is all hype about

"Yo bro, that bitch is a full on Smurfett"

"Do Smurfetts love putting their lips around dick as much as they love putting their lips around that tooter?"

by LilyLilyLickMe March 15, 2024

Smurfs

A nickname for shrooms, used by a small amount of people

Hey did you hear i did smurfs last night
Oh shit you shouldve invited me

by Bethlehem student June 1, 2024

SMURFGIRLED

To be teased or practical joked beyond belief by exjw Smurf Girl and/or publicly outed and embarrassed… possibly jailed or worse. Especially if you happen to be a Jehovah’s Witness. So beware… 🤣🤣🤣

Former governing body member, Tony Morris aka Anthony Morris III was smurfgirled really bad and kicked out of Bethel after Exjw Smurf Girl exposed him publicly.

by Exjw Smurf Girl June 13, 2024