Spunt

The portmanteau for Spun Cunt
A combination of the words spun and cunt
a stupid chick thats really high

That spunt wont even do my dishes.

by the pupster September 17, 2007

milking the spunk monkey

masturbation jacking the beanstalk slapping little German Johnny behind his head wanking off polishing the candlestick choking the chicken waxing the Buick

Jungle Jim's O.C.D. leaves him 'milking the spunk monkey' on an hourly.

by PHiLTHY WiLDHEART August 17, 2008

spunkington

a human sized home wrecker who cant stop smoking and has too many gatherings

yeh everyone is going round spunkingtons for a smoke and to wreck homes

by miles April 19, 2003

spunderific

1. Adj: Super, wonderful and terrific all at once. Can be used in either a serious or sarcastic way.

1: That play was spunderific!

2: What do you mean the in-laws are coming over? That's just spunderific!

by Wertiyuare July 10, 2005

spunkgullet

Term used to describe someone who is a bit of a knob

"Did you hear that Toby is back in town?"
"Forget about Toby, I don't want anything to do with that spunkgullet mook"

by bettysketch December 1, 2005

spunkcicles

Splooge which has been frozen for later use

"margery im to tired tonight, go get the spunkcicles out of the freezer" " i hope you didnt give them to the children again thinking they were lolli pops"

by ilikavigina February 3, 2008

spunkwench

A female (or male) of a uninhibited sexual persuasion. Also characterized by a lust for sex or sexual gratification and/or a love of ejaculatory fluids.

"Did you hear about Charlotte?"
"Nope"
"Yeah I heard she got with 3 guys at once last night!"
"Heheh, what a spunkwench!"

by MitchTheLegend March 16, 2008