gay shift

When one bloke tugs off another bloke with such violent force that it becomes nearly flexible enough to touch your asshole.

Bloke 1: Hey did you hear about Nicky’s big weekend?

Bloke 2: Yeah I hear Andy gay shifted him into third without dropping the clutch.

by ChristianPreacher February 14, 2023

the night shift

the best strip club in baltimore

jon: hey david look joey is comming up from virgina lets show him the night shift

David: ok just let me get some one's were going to show him baltimore's best boobs

by freefire July 12, 2009

Amish Stick-Shift

When someone gives a handjob to a passenger while driving.

"Dude, that bitch gave me an Amish Stick-Shift"
" That shit cray"

by dbags215 October 9, 2012

1 2 snif aroo

this is a phrase from the cat in the hat when he was on the down low it also comes from the teltubys

snif aroo
this is a frase from the cat in the hat when he was on the down low
yo cat why are u in my house .no the pwder is not good for me
the cat : its not powder it speshel fary dust that will make you tuch the sky with one fine line
fine just one
cat: let 1 2 snif aroo head to heave
3 hours later
got enmore cat no i need mor i will do enthing
cat: enthinggggg

by the smert October 17, 2019

The Gear Shift

I am here to introduce a new and original wanking move I call it 'The Gear Shift'. In order to execute this move you will need to get to the point where your about to blow your load then swiftly release your dick from your hand wait for 1 and a half seconds precisely grab your dick again from the bottom 3 strokes then push the cum out. Once mastered you will gain a new level of mastery in the field, with enough precision the load can pierce straight through the skull and be fatal USE WITH CAUTION! Bringing all new levels of pleasure to the game. Thank me later boys. Welcome to THE GEAR SHIFT!

"Ahhh shit im gonna blow *gear shift* AHHHHHHHHHHH! POWERRRRRR LOADDDDDDDDDD"

The Gear Shift is the perfect execution for finishing a wank

by SamTheBaldMan April 6, 2021

Shifty Pete

To sneak off to a quiet place by ones self for a quick jerk of the gherkin.

1) "I've got 5 mins to kill, I might go to the toilet for a shifty pete..."
2) Rejected by his wife again, Jason snuck out to his shed for a shifty pete.

by SmakDaddy October 18, 2007

Shifties

A game played by two or more players that involves throwing a water bottle or other irregularly shaped object to the other players. If a player makes a bad pass, fails to catch the bottle, or does not throw it quickly, he is out. A player must throw the bottle in the same manner in which they catch it. The player may throw it to another player by repeating the motion or continuing it in a fluid manner. When the game narrows down to two players, they play the best out of three wins. Additionally, a player can never be out on the first throw of any round. Players may not laser it to other players or throw with excessive force. This "ok" speed should be slightly faster than a quick underhand toss. If a player catches the bottle with one hand, they must throw it with one hand, and the same goes for two hands. Players must go for bottles passed close to them or within "playable distance."

Lets play some SHIFTIES!!!

by Jmal Soivachavich November 5, 2009