Signoramus

A driver who doesn't realize that their signal light is still flashing after turning or changing lanes.

I followed a signoramus for three blocks who had their left signal flashing even though they made no attempt to change lanes or actually turn.

by Canucknucklehead November 16, 2009

Signe Toly Anderson

American singer who was one of the founding members of the American rock band Jefferson Airplane.

The song "Somebody To Love" is sung by Signe Toly Anderson

by Taylor Nickol April 8, 2010

signal boner

Occurs when your phone displays completely full bars, thus ascending in a shape that resembles an erect penis (a boner).

Guy A: Do you have any signal?

Guy B: Yeah man, my phone has a signal boner right now.

by joerun26 July 21, 2010

Signal Dance

The dance performed when attempting to obtain or improve cell phone signal, a.k.a tha Cell Phone Samba

Wait, lemme do the signal dance... Is this better???

by Lestat II November 8, 2010

significant event

Noun. Anything that comes in the form of a phonr call or text. The receiver that is made aware of the significant event does not make any verbal reaction. Rather, upon receiveing the phone call/text, their face becomes nervous and is followed by a series of 2 to 7 twitches of the left eye. The person then proceeds to get their ass off the couch and takes action.

(text of significant event): Dude, sum grandpa jus jacked ur Camaro from outta ur driveway.

recipient: (Twitches, stutters, and bolts out the front door)

by Bake Em Away Toys November 16, 2010

Signabilityness

the ability to be signed, such as the ability of a NFL team to sign a player

ut Next time I might consider factoring in revenue. It might add to the signabilityness of a team.

by mm6492 February 19, 2011

Signal Flinch

While waiting at a traffic signal for the light to change from red to green, you notice that the left turn arrow changes green without the forward light changing green. Just by seeing the light change you step on the gas alittle bit and then realize that your lane is still stopped. Causing the car to flinch. Typically implies that you are alert or that you are in a rush to go somewhere. Senario may be applied vice versa.

(While second in line waiting at a traffic signal in the forward lane)

Driver: I really hope the light changes soon.
Passenger: Yeah me too.
~Left turn lane changes green, but forward light remains red~
~ Car first in line on forward lane begins to go as if the forward light was green, realizes it is still red and stops; causing the vehicle to flinch moving forward a few inches~
Driver: Whoa! Did you see that guy ahead of us!?
Passenger: Yeah! He just did a Signal Flinch!
Driver: He must be in a rush to get out of here.

by Citruslump September 20, 2011