sad onion 

Slang for a child aged 0-3 years.

2-year-old child: WAAAAH!
Jacob: Go back to your mum, you sad onion.

sad onion by ThomasWithoutAQ October 28, 2024

sad sausage 

Someone who feels entitled to get what they want at the expense of others and then gets sad when there is resistance or their manipulations backfire in their face and they are faced with the consequences of their actions.

After being found out for having an affair the sad sausage tried to get their partner to believe they wouldn't do it again.

sad sausage by ClassicRow_idk November 11, 2024

Sad octopus 

A sexual act in which four lesbians scissor as one while a man watches unable to touch

Bailey thought he would be invited to an orgy but the women sad octopus’d him

Sad octopus by Blackercracker December 4, 2024

Sad sticky footy 

A grotesque sticky footy given by xio Ming in the back of a long John silvers whilst using mayonnaise and coleslaw

Sad sticky footy mug at TikTok shop

Sad sticky footy by The Creature. December 30, 2024

Sad People 

Sad People
/S-ad/ P-e-pull/
adjective

1. Any Evil, Retarded, Cowardly, Weak, Sick Person or People, Beings, Entities, Hosts, Colonies, Artificial Intelligences, Algorithms, Software, Hardware, Codes, Bits, Chaos, Robots, Cyborgs, Androids, Machines, Souls, Consciousnesses, Thoughts, Ideas, Energy People, Electricity People, Lightning People, Electron People, Light People, Subatomic Quantum Particle People, Quantum Particle People, Atom People, Chemical People, Molecular Chemical People, Biochemical People, Molecular Biochemical People, Single Cellular People,

Multicellular People, Organic People, Inorganic People, Negative Atom People, Element People, Negative Element People, Matter People, Antimatter People, Doodle People, Anime People, Cartoon People, Comic Book People, Sacred Geometry People, Geometry People, Sound People, Color People, Aura People, Frequency People, Wave People, Circle People, Square People, Triangle People, Sphere People, Tesseract People, Tetrahedron People, Microbe People, Virus People, Plant People, Animal People, Fungi People, Mold People, Algae People, Slime People, Moss People, Lichen People, Rock People, Mer People, Alien People, Fantasy People,

Science Fiction People, Alternate History People, Mirror Dimension People, Multiverse Grid People, Infinity Timeline People, Negative Infinity Timeline, Lifeforms, Non-lifeforms, and Life that act like Less than a Nigger Slave.

Sad People
adjective and noun

"Our Rulers are Sad People and Less than Nigger Slaves."

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Sad People by Nobody 🖤 January 4, 2025

sad dad wad ad

When you try to type every work possible only using the WASD keys

Im so bored imma just try to type every word possible using the WASD keys

literally 10 min later... Ok i found out that sad dad wad ad is the most possible words in WASD, i just wasted 10 min of my life im never getting back

sad dad wad ad by Indigoblue4002 January 22, 2025

sad bitch face

It’s like a resting bitch face but you look sad.

She has a sad bitch face.

sad bitch face by Thekarenslayer February 18, 2025