Salty Ear Muffs 

Threesome Sex with 2 guys and 1 girl. After finishing up penetrating the vag and poop chute. Each man then proceeds to pull their manhood out, and shoot their goody juice into both ears of the girl. Keeping them warm in case it is cold.

That girl Sally sure likes Salty Ear Muffs. She can't get enough!

Salty Ear Muffs by HappySap October 16, 2008

salty lassi 

An indian drink, akin to a milkshake but with yogourt, served chilled. However, the salty lassi is mixed with semen, to provide a much saltier taste, making the drink all that better. Usually, the semen is fresh from the lassi maker to provide maximum flavour and enjoyment.

Man, I ordered a lassi, but this one tastes salty. I hope our waiter didn't make it a salty lassi for us...

salty lassi by Indian Waiter July 4, 2006

salty seagull 

When a man ejaculates into a woman's mouth.. Then hits her throat with the side of his hand causing her to cough it up..

Mandy: I got salty seagulled last night..
Marla: So that's not a hickey?

salty seagull by acubed January 13, 2008

Salty tears

When a guy ejaculates into a girls eye while she is crying

friend: hey dude what were you up to last night?
Guy: just giving my girlfriend salty tears

Salty tears by PsychoDeathBitch September 11, 2016

salty phone 

to ejaculatecum on the ear listening part of the phone, and give it to a friend for use.

i totaly tricked reggie with the old salty phone yesterday, and he's totaly cheesed off.

salty phone by karen masters May 1, 2007

salty mcdougal 

a girl is giving her guy head, he comes in her mouth, she spits his come on a hotdog (somewhat like a condiment, ketchup, relish, etc.) and then he eats it

"This fair food is great babe, but I'd really enjoy a salty mcdougal in the bedroom later"

salty mcdougal by PearlintheClam December 9, 2008

Salty Sombrero

the term for when you drink so much tequila you start hearing your walls serenading you with "A thousand Miles" by Vanessa Carlton. In a mariachi fashion, also hanging from this sombrero are rusty fish hooks with raw goat meat the source of this goat meat is unknown. But legend has it the Chupacabra leaves it. Kind of like a really fucked up tooth fairy. Good to note that your name usually ends in -ita, -ito, if you have multiple first names, or your name is consuela.

Bro I got so schwasted last night I think I hit a salty sombrero: and yes I did cry when my walls serenaded me.

Salty Sombrero by The Branch November 30, 2010