Little Bitch Syndrome

When Someone has a disorder where they literally are a little bitch. Otherwise known as LBS...

A disorder where people cannot take pain, have ridiculous emotional problems, or are a little bitch.

Doc, i hurt my elbow and i cant stop crying..

Doctor: well im gonna prescribe you some LBS pills.

Whats is that doc?

Doctor: little bitch syndrome Pills.

by Alex Gold July 28, 2009

Ann Coulter Syndrome

A disease uncanny to anorexia, which causes a Republican woman to deprive herself of food because she truly hates herself deep down inside and lacks sexual pleasure. The person afflicted is typically blond and has a low IQ.

Dam, did you see that stupid Republican chic Elizabeth Hasselbeck, from The View yesterday? She definitely has a serious case of Ann Coulter Syndrome.

by more yogurt please July 27, 2010

white rabbit syndrome

This is a condition in which the person often or always has the feeling of being late. From the White Rabbit in Lewis Carroll's ALICE IN WONDERLAND.

While the life of a psychology graduate student is not often solitary, poor, nasty, brutish, and short, there is always more to do than there is time to do it in, and the white rabbit syndrome emerges.

by eViL pOp TaRt May 1, 2006

Karaoke Syndrome

The inability to listen to a song without singing aloud.

She's got karaoke syndrome band, she sings every song she hears.

by Something915 August 25, 2010

metropolitan innundation syndrome

Metropolitan Innundation Syndrome, or MIS, has two main manifestations.

The most prominent occurs when someone of rural or suburban origins travels to a large city. Symptoms include disorientation, slow reactions (as they are unused to the faster pace of life), respiratory problems (from polution), hearing loss and/or tinitus (caused by city noise), and eye strain (from excessive light exposure).

The second manifestation occurs when a city-dweller travels to suburbia or a rural area. The primary symptom in this case is boredome, and subsequent substance abuse or destructive behavior.

Type I: WTF? Where am I? All the streets look the same! I can't think with all this noise and light!

Type II: Dude! There's no Starbucks here! Let's get drunk and burn stuff.

by fox September 6, 2005

Fish-mouth Syndrome

A prevalent facial defect found on SJWs and feminists where their mouths are permanently slunk down to the sides of their chin, thus giving the appearance of a retarded fish. These features are often accompanied with the standard privilege checker glasses, a huge honking nose that blows when triggered, and unfitting hair colors.

Doctor: I'm sorry to say that you have developed Fish-mouth Syndrome due to prolonged exposure to Tumblr.

Girl: PATRIARCHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by IReallyDontLikeYou May 12, 2016

big truck syndrome

1. when someone with a small dick compensates by driving around in a large truck or a hummer or something
2. compensation for a lack of confidence with big talk, large wads of cash, trophy women
3. a dickless wonder

Stan: Check out my new big, red truck. Impressive, ain't it?
Bob: Whaddaya got big truck syndrome or sumfin'? Big truck, little penis ... ha!

by big kiss June 11, 2006