shitting on my face?

A phrase/response reserved only for situations that are so totally absurd, you would actually be less surprised if someone was physically shitting on your face.

"Excuse me, I just need to pay my registration..."

"Sir, like I just told everyone... You need to go to window 3, get form B and 36F, fill them out, then come back here and I'll give you a number so you can wait in line and we'll get you processed."

"Are you shitting on my face?"

by iwaslikeyohowdathappen July 7, 2010

shitty virgin

A girl who has never been fucked in the pussy, but has been fucked in the ass.

Sam "My sister told me Kelly is still a virgin"

Tyler "No dude, she's a shitty virgin a fucked her in the ass last weekend!"

by asswizard March 12, 2011

shitter

a shitter is a toilet you bloody wankers!

by Nate June 6, 2003

shittin

To make fun of someone, or to constantly out do them.

Im tired of goin over there them hoses always shittin' on me.
Got diarhea flow, man I shit on wiggas. Even when im constipated, I still shit on wiggas.
Young Jeezy, Trap or Die

by "Dat Harrell Boi" February 4, 2006

shittering

To post a "tweet" on Twitter while taking a shit.

I'm totally shittering right now. Aren't you glad I just told the whole world?

by dnask8 May 14, 2009

shitteo games

video games played on the toilet, whilst taking (or immediately following) a crap. usually with popular handheld video game consoles. i.g. game boy advance. popular for hard-core gamers and the intestinally challenged alike.

"i've gotta take a dump. when i get home, i'm gonna play some shitteo games."

by Sandigo September 26, 2005

God Damn Motherfucking Shitty Fucking Shit Fuckers

expression indicating extreme anger and/or
pain. see motherfucker

jayquan: yo nice kicks
shawn: thanx
jayquan: watch out for that pile of nasty shit!!......
shawn: what? aw, god damn motherfucking shitty fucking shit fuckers! i just bought these!!

by killa March 3, 2005