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secreterry

A receptionist who comes to work just in a bathrobe or wrapped in a towel.
If your taste in "willing" hot chicks runs to bookkeepers and front-desk clerks, asking a secreterry to spread her legs for you would involve less clothing-related hassle, in dat she wouldn't have any tight-fitting garments for you to tediously remove and then put back on her afterwards --- you could just "unwrap" her warm luscious body with ease, enjoy your wild and delightful bouncy-bouncy wif her, and then just re-wind da simple nap-textured gown or sheet around her again.
by QuacksO October 14, 2023
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secret animosity

Secret animosity is a term for when someone feels jealousy towards you but pretends to be your friend or that they like you.
Trinity's friends talking-"Yeah, I don't like Trinity because she has everything I want but I'll still be friends with her."

When you interact with someone who holds secret animosity toward you, they will choke on a real compliment.
by yourgirllay December 20, 2023
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Secret rating guessing game

This is a social game popularized by TikTok with two versions:

Version 1 (Original):

1. In a small group, one player closes their eyes.
2. Using hand gestures, everyone else settles on a number between 1 to 10, representing the secret rating.
3. The player with their eyes closed opens their eyes and gives each player a category.
4. Players provide an answer from the category that represents the secret rating.
5. The player with their eyes closed tries to guess the secret rating.

Version 2:

1. In a small group or with at least 2 people, one person thinks of a number between 1 to 10.
2. Without saying the number out loud. Everyone else takes turns giving the rating holder a category.
3. The number holder provides an answer that closely matches the secret rating.
4. Players get ready to guess the secret rating based on the answers provided.
5. The winners are those who guess the number correctly.

Version 2 is often more fun as everyone gets involved in guessing the number. Version 1 can be more passive with a less exciting end.
Let’s play the Secret rating guessing game
by pseudonameAlias December 30, 2023
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Secret Sex

When you are in a relationship and have sex with someone other than your partner/spouse. The reason it's secret sex is because if your partner or spouse finds out. YOU! ARE! SCREWED!
Although I'm married, I had secret sex with some French girl last night. Hope my misses doesn't find out!
by LordJenal November 16, 2023
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Secret Pierre

The recipient of a gay-secret gift from someone (closeted) they know.
Gift giver: Bitch I knew you he would love the almond scented moisturizing butt-lube.
Secret Pierre: omg daddy yaaaas!
by HoboDaddy November 22, 2023
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Secret Pierre

The recipient of a gay-secret gift from someone (closeted) they know.
Gift giver: Bitch I knew you he would love the almond scented moisturizing butt-lube.
Secret Pierre: omg daddy yaaaas!
by HoboDaddy November 22, 2023
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Secret Snowflake

(noun) A holiday inclusive term for a secret santa like event.
"I still can't figure out what gift to get for my secret snowflake."
by Ender56 December 6, 2023
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