The Silver Rule

The Silver Rule is so-named because it is similar to the well-known Golden Rule. However, it is a bit easier to do. The Silver Rule is simply, "Don't be a douche bag." Instead of having to do something like the Golden Rule, all you have to do is not be a douche bag.

I hate that Brandon, he just doesn't live by The Silver Rule.

by Dave Cook March 22, 2008

Rule 34

Rule 34 states that if something exists, porn involving that thing also exists.

Guy: What is wrong with these people!? Handicapped midget kitchen utensil porn!?
Other guy: Rule 34 Dude, Rule 34.

by AluminumFoil January 13, 2010

Rule 64 of the Player's Rulebook

Rule 64 states that the act of "bragging" about female "conquests" is disallowed. This is due to the negative global image such a depravity places on the art, as well as the decrease in social worth for the individual as those who are extremely successful feel no need to broadcast the fact.

Joel: "Duuude, I got soo many bitches last night, call me Mr.Bitches"

Josh: "Im'a call you "Bitchy" if you don't shut up. Rule 64 of the Player's Rulebook. You obviously never get any. Bitchy"

by Endo/Shen October 28, 2010

Aquaman Rule

As seen in sport and other pursuits, the setting and context of an action can mitigate or nullify entirely an unambiguously and unabashedly homoerotic act. Much as a pool full of Speedo clad men climbing over each other or a grassy field full of men in tight pants capriciously running about slapping each other on the ass can be excused under the thinly veiled guise of being water polo or baseball, claiming that the Aquaman rule is in effect (before, after or during) makes any act, no matter how ‘gay’, totally ‘chill’. The philosophical basis governing this that if you do any thing in the water it’s totally not gay because, you know, humans live on land.

“Hey did you guys ever notice how that one time I made out with a dude in the hot tub at the LXA house that it totally wasn’t gay because, you know, humans live on land… And like that’s the Aquaman rule, and it’s on Urban so its legit… and I’m totally into chicks?”

by Not MOMO October 23, 2009

Rule 104

Every conversation will eventually turn to a) food and b) cats.

P1: "Why do we end up talking about food and cats every time we have a discussion?"
P2: "Rule 104, mate."

by Ikchen September 24, 2011

rule 943

There exists a furry version of every waifu, no exceptions

1: Did you see the furry rule 943 of your waifu?
2: Yeah man, it was hot as fuck

by Rule 943 July 20, 2017

5 second rule

A socially accepted rule that states a piece of food or edible meterial can safely be eaten if it is dropped on the ground for no more than five seconds.

The kitchen procedures (modified 60 second rule) of the San Remo Hotel in Las Vegas, NV.

by Sn00p July 10, 2004