Reverse jizz

An expression to be used solely at times of utmost revulsion.

When a concept or notion is so horrifically revolting that the traditional courses of nature are reversed; thus forcing any ejaculatory fluid that would otherwise travel out of the penis, back up the unfortunate organ, causing extreme pain and discomfort for the sufferer.

Douchebag 1: Dude, that chick's so ugly I just reverse jizzed.

Douchebag 2: Ya, I totally feel your pain man. Just last week I walked in on my Dad engaging in sexual congress with a piece of patio furniture D: ...it totally made me reverse jizz. ಠ_ಠ

by BrewBrewXx April 18, 2010

Reversed Traditional grip

In drumming, instead of the left hand using an underhand grip, the player uses the underhand grip on the right hand and overhand grip on the left hand. Predominantly used by black Drummers

Dude, you're grip is bass ackwards"..."No it aint, shit, I'm using reversed traditional grip"

by Bilboa September 4, 2010

Revenge Hot

Revenge Hot is the new level of hotness you strive to achieve after being scorned by a romantic interest or bf/gf. This is shallow, superficial and petty and DOES make you feel better.

The goal here is twofold:

1) Ideally, he/she who scorned you will feel like an idiot the next time they see your even-hotter-than-before self.

2) By increasing your hotness you increase your chances of finding a better candidate next time around.

Jennifer Aniston gets exponentially hotter every time she gets shunned by a love interest. She is the master of revenge hot.

by lovepeaceandchickengrease September 14, 2010

revolive

Bitch, slut, e-whore, thinks she is the best on the internet, in truth is a bitch no one likes, extremely obnoxious, acts tough on the internet, just plain nasty to think about.

Revolive is such an annoying brat, she thinks putting her name on urban dictionary is cool.

by Jesus lulz October 20, 2010

Reverse Fonzarelli

While your girfriend is giving you a blowjob(you must be sitting down) lift your thumb into the air and swing it over her back and into her ass and yell AHHHH like FONZIE

REVERSE FONZARELLI is the newest bedroom party trick the definition speaks for its self

by blacktoothsmile1313 October 22, 2010

Revenge Fart

A fart blown in retaliation for someone else's fart blown previously...the revenge fart is blown in the vicinity of the previous offender to get even with them for their earlier fart.

Dave blew a fart at our card game a couple hours ago, so, later on, at the party, I stood near Dave and blew a revenge fart.

by Kalisiin November 22, 2011

revision wank

When you get so bored of revision the only thing left to do is to have a wank.

A form of procrastination.

A: God revision is so boring

B: Have a revision wank

A: Great idea dude

by michelleandjoe December 11, 2011