retard

The guy below me because he does not know proper english. Such as Mental Retardation.

Guy below "....mental retard..."
Me "Stfu and go back to school, idiot."

by Explict January 5, 2008

Retard

A creature that wears a human suit and slinks around about trying to act normal, but due to being unable to understand our culture is seen as a freak.

he was such a retard, he took a messy shit in the pool.

by the uwebolla virus October 9, 2008

Resident evil retard

any t-virus infected mutant from the resi series (best games in the world-andthe ff's) that eats themselves rather than anyone else.

jill slapped the zomie to death because it wasnt trying to kill her. hey, why waste ammo?

by masterofrpg February 24, 2004

"oh you retard!"

what is said to a friend or collegue when they do something stupid that makes you laugh. Or as a way to show your dissapointment.

eg1:
man1: (slips on the wet floor in the mens and grabs the urinal)
man2: "oh you retard!" (laughs towards/with man1)

eg:2
Man1:(just got the team killed)
Man2:"oh you retard" (face in hands distraught)

by liam mogford October 21, 2007

Poptart Retard

A person that everbody hates, he has short brown hair, and wears a phillies jacket. Has nike 6.0s. And u like to throw poptarts at him.

Alex Lee Myers stop being a poptart retard. U stupid jew.

Ur such a poptart retard Alex.

by Im cool like that April 25, 2009

Retard Unit

when a lot of retards get together and start thier own unit. most of them need wheelchairs or zimmer frames to move. they can use thier walking sticks as shotgun when anouther unit drives up on thier turf. the reatrd unit often perform drive-bys on thier wheel chairs, and some times have drag races in thier wheel chairs modded with nitrous oxided that can get up to speeds of 150 mph.

wow look at the retard unit they can bearly walk but they sure can fight.

by Shady Man April 30, 2006

Retard strength

When someone who looks weak or lanky is, in reality, extremely strong. Usually shows when that person is experiencing serious emotional strain but is just as present if they just show "their" average level of strength compared to someone who appears much larger than they are.

One time I knew a guy with retard strength; looked like a pencil but could throw a bodybuilder across the room like a pillow.

by Yuji999 May 7, 2021