lay-to-day ratio

Measure of how often you get laid, the lay to day ratio is an average measure of how often you get laid. The formula is simply times laid/number of days. The threshold for being a pimp/slut is not clearly defined.

If you get laid every 5 days, your lay-to-day ratio is 1/5 = .2, if you get laid 13 times a year it is 13/365.

Usage: Man, my lay-to-day sucks right now!!

by i-am-zero October 5, 2011

Stroke to nut ratio

The amount of strokes it takes to nut

Dude I was pumpin ma sausage last night and I found out my stroke to nut ratio!!!!

by Jerkin July 28, 2016

Pink Radio

A mystical entity that lives deep in the forests of South Canoe Elementary, and was created around the beginning of May, 2003. It was originally created in the gymnasium equipment room by a pair of stoned students that were on mushroooms at the time.

this radio has the power to shield anyone from having their farts detected by sense of smell, and also, can be used to listen to the faggiest music ever, such as Armor for Sheep, or any Emo music you can think of.

this was originally only known throughout the students at South Canoe Elementary School, but its fame became more and more wide-spread as the days went on. I don't know anyone who doesn't know of Pink Radio, and all its sexiness. not even the most awesome band in the world(Tenacious D) can withstand the awesome power of the Pink Radio.

Man#1: *farts*
Man#2: Aww, fuck! Why are you farting! i oughta punch you!
Man#1: *activates Pink Radio*
Man#2: (monotone)You...Never...Farted...
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Random Girl:I HATE emo music.
Josh Bedn: it iz teh luvzorrz thouhg...i R sadd...
Random Girl: it's a good thing that there is no emo music playing right now!
Josh Bedn:*activates Pink Radio*
Random Girl: (angry voice)AAUGH!! I DIED!
Josh Bedn: Good, i didn't really like her anyways...

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NOTE: there is no current entry for South Canoe Elementary, and the closest thing is not to exist in modern society. I will add something as soon as I can.

by Zebra Conjugator November 28, 2006

Rye Rye Radio

The cd's in a set made by the 15 Year Old DJ-RYE, (Real name- RYAN) -

Dj-Rye's Rave Party, and Dj-Ryes underground beats, in a collection.

by DJRYE03 November 1, 2003

Ratioed

When a Minecraft youtuber such as tommyinnit or tubbo respond to a tweet

"Bro a Minecraft youtuber replied to your tweet"

"Thats not funny man I don't want to get ratioed"

by Geenobie June 25, 2021

Rabiosexual

a sexuality based off of the identity of rabies.

Guy One: What the hell is a Rabiosexual?
Guy Two: Someone who has rabies and/or is attracted to those with rabies. Obviously.
Guy One: Oh! Sorry for not knowing.
Guy Two: It's fine.

by rabiosexuallover June 29, 2019

radiohead

Radiohead is awesome, but honestly, you don't define it on a dictionary website or in any dictionary for that matter... because that's ridiculous... it's not even a word for God's sake.

And mister "Radiohead is for intelligent people," you're embarrassing all of us... spell your words correctly

by George May 17, 2004