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poser

commonly used in the skate world
someone who cant be kool
so they just follow what the kool people do
and hope it works for them

IN SKATEN THERE IS A BIIIIGGGG DIFFERENCE BETWEEN
BEGINNERS AND POSERS... im just to lazy to explain it
i tend to call them faggots
someone who buys a skateboard... and couldnt ride it if they tried just carry it around to look kool

poser goth who wheres all black all the time and thinks they have to hate everything

anyone who calls themselves SCENE... basicly poser emos
by my first job... was a blowjob September 17, 2006
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poseriffic

A term used by non posers to make fun of posers like converse and vans rip offs are poseriffic
Poser: Like if i like dye my hair black and like wear my like skate shoes and like wear my like west fortynine tees i would be like so totaly like punk goth
Me : That is like a totaly poseriffic idea!
by Ricki Lee September 25, 2005
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Ceiling Pose

A pose commonly used on Myspace.

1. Take your camera, point it toward your fat face, and use that chubby arm to lift it up a little above your head, still keeping aim on your face.

2. Stare those dead eyes up at the ceiling (preferably to the left or right)

3.Now for the tricky part: puff those chappy lips in a kiss pose.

EXTRA: If you really want to get advanced, hold up a peace sign!
Leah was trying to pull of the ceiling pose in one of her myspace pics, but her double chin kept getting in the way.
by Taylor the Terrible December 29, 2008
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Indie Pose

When browsing the Social Networking sites Monday after a weekend out on the town and you come across photos of people with an open-palmed hand and/or hair covering their faces.
"Hey did you see that photo of Emily on Myspace?"

"Yeah man she had that lame indie pose happening again"
by denshralper April 14, 2009
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hardcore poseur

Someone who pretends to hate anything mainstream, just so they can look cool or like they're punk.
Billie Joe doesn't want to watch Titanic, because he is a hardcore poseur. Yet he has no problem with watching Twilight.
by IamMe:D January 11, 2010
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poser

someone who doesn't know that it's actually spelled poseur
skateboarders, mall-whores
by Jamie Thomas August 21, 2005
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Poseidon Powder

I had some Poseidon Powder at that party and it was wicked
by Dubiks January 25, 2019
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