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poolbastardman

1: A favorite among sheep for having a small penis (hurts less).
2: Chat Whore in training.
3: A small square patch of hair on the palm of your hand.
"I wish I was poolbastardman so my sheep would stop waking up the neighbors."
by LC February 17, 2005
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Poolock

A poolocker seduces their victim before handcuffing them to an immovable object and defecating on them.
If I catch you cheating again I will poolock you.
by Sharktech December 21, 2009
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poolfuck

I actually have no clue what this is. Just needed to define it so I could win in scrabble
Look those guys poolfuck
by ScrabbleMan123 December 25, 2019
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Dr. Poolittle

When you put on latex gloves and open your mate's arsehole and notice the lack of poo inside. Therefore, making you want to fill it up by sharing some of your own poo.
Dr. Riley opened up Fred's anus and noticed that all he saw was red and no poo, so Dr. Riley quickly became Dr. Poolittle and filled up Fred's empty hole.
by It'sbeenlikeamonth February 27, 2009
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poolick

A very famous Canadian author, Jason Poolick, mostly known for writing clever poo stories found across the internet.
Hi guys,

Here's a story for you:

Yesterday I was at the office, and went out for lunch with an attractive co-worker. She's a big girl, but really cute. I asked her "where do you want to go for lunch?" She told me "Taco Bell."

So we go to Taco Bell, and she orders a Combo number 2, AND a combo #6. I'm thinking to myself "WOW, her farts must be amazing!!!!" Anyways, we finish our meals and on the way back to the office, I had the windows down in my car, and I let a SBD go. I could tell by the look on her face that she was aroused. She was making this moaning sound as she breathed in heavily.

I asked her "I'm sorry I farted, do you like it?". She said "MMMMMM, I wish you could have done that on my nose." I said "well..that can be arranged" with a sly grin on my face.

We drove to the park, and she buried her nose between by ass cheeks, and I farted, but accidently, some taco came out. I thought she would be mad, but her tongue went to work. Licking and sucking all the juices from my sphincter.

Now, every Friday we go for lunch and a meeting in the park. Some days people ask her after lunch "Hey, what's that in your teeth?" but it will always be our little secret.

With Love,

Jason Poolick
by Johnny P Smith August 10, 2006
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Poolay

A person who is indifferent to anothers suffering:

1)One who puts more value on their social status than on doing the right things.

2)A spineless wuss who takes no action on another person's behalf when that person is discriminated against or harmed.

3) One who is too chicken-shit to defend another person or group from harm because he or she is afraid their racist/sexist/homophobic, etc. society will not approve.

4)One who hides from their conscience out of fear of stigma.

Comes from the phrase "poulet de merde" which literally means chickenshit.

Sounds like poo that just lays there being useless shit.

Also sounds a lot like pussy (usually a good thing unless it describes a person who fails to be a man when called upon)
How you just gonna sit there on your poolay ass and watch that girl get beat on by your homies?

I can't believe how this Poolay court is gonna prosceute a man for leaving water jugs in the desert for illegal aliens.

Don't be a poolay and let them die out there, for chrissake!, They are people who will die unless someone helps them.

chickenshitchicken shitcowardspinelessuseless piece of shitchicken
by mrfreezit September 10, 2010
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poolin

origins: pooling, poolin it

Verb referring to the many actions customarily involved with swimming pools. As opposed to 'going swimming,' poolin or 'poolin it' can include tanning, drinking, bbq-ing, use of floaties or fun-noodle warfare, as well as other popular cultural practices in and around a typically outdoor swimming pool.
This principle is exuded in the act of 'hot-tubbin it' as well, which is more popular seasonally in the temperate climates.
I am sunburnt, we were poolin it all weekend.

Yo Broseph, snag some fun-noodles and brewskies and let's pool it for the rest of the afternoon.

I'll probably just be poolin it until I gotta get ready for work.
by Jason Lee Boyer June 2, 2008
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