by Satoshi Sean August 3, 2020
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One night I'm in the ER and a woman comes in saying her butt hurts.
I say okay let me check you over.
I take her to a room and begin to look at her butt and at this point I could smell it.
It was a putrid smell of something pickled, rotting, or dead.
So I ask her has she eaten anything.
She says no.
I ask did you put something in your butt recently?
She says yes reluctantly.
Come to find out she had had fun with a pickle and never pulled it out. Instead it went further up her butt and was rotting.
After an hour and a very large bottle of magnesium citrate the rotted pickled probe came out.
After she left my nurse said it smelled like pickled ass. She had no clue how close she was.
One night I'm in the ER and a woman comes in saying her butt hurts.
I say okay let me check you over.
I take her to a room and begin to look at her butt and at this point I could smell it.
It was a putrid smell of something pickled, rotting, or dead.
So I ask her has she eaten anything.
She says no.
I ask did you put something in your butt recently?
She says yes reluctantly.
Come to find out she had had fun with a pickle and never pulled it out. Instead it went further up her butt and was rotting.
After an hour and a very large bottle of magnesium citrate the rotted pickled probe came out.
After she left my nurse said it smelled like pickled ass. She had no clue how close she was.
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Get the Ticklin Picklin mug.(Noun): A random, unrelated assortment of pictures sent via text to someone for absolutely no reason, when it is least expected. The selection is made from pictures already on ones phone, which he or she has taken at an earlier point in time.
(Verb): The act of going through your phone, finding the most ridiculous and off-the-wall pictures possible, and then texting them to someone out of nowhere.
(Verb): The act of going through your phone, finding the most ridiculous and off-the-wall pictures possible, and then texting them to someone out of nowhere.
Unsuspecting Victim: "What the?! Kristen just sent me a pictures her planking an NYPD cop car, a random baby, Ke$ha, a piglet, a balloon bouquet, a half eaten cupcake, and the empire state building... all in a row"
Friend: "Oooo SNAP! Sounds like you've just been pickybombed!"
Friend: "Oooo SNAP! Sounds like you've just been pickybombed!"
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