Lil pump

A depressed rapper who will steal yo girl

"Yo look lil pumps with my ex"

by H A R M O N I C A April 15, 2020

the perfect pump

the perfect shoe. a sexy pair of heels with a low to medium heel.

i was shopping at my favorite store yesterday and found the perfect pump.

by stickynikki March 30, 2010

norwegian oil pump

Acquire black tar heroin, as much as you can get. Get a golden retriever, the hairier the better. Find lover of opposite sex who is completely hairless. The younger the better. Shave golden retriever. Then place shaved hair in butt hole of lover and pour black tar heroin over top. Proceed to anally fuck her. After you cum you should be able to spray black tar heroin and cum all over your lover while yelling, "Føles som momma!"

My mom said I'd never make her happy. Then I showed her the Norwegian oil pump.

by I Have Two Balls Guys January 29, 2016

Lil Pump

A literal god that will continue Stephen Hawking's studies and will save us all. Also a reincarnation of Albert Einstein himself.

normal uneducated person: Lil pump is trash
educated person: Lil pump is GOD

by dogehecks May 14, 2018

knuckle roll your piss pump

jerk off, bop the balogna, choke the chicken.

Sprague went to the bathroom to knuckle roll his piss pump.

Melissa was knuckle rolling my piss pump when I went to sleep.

You can leave and go knuckle roll your piss pump.

by rudy cox January 31, 2008

ripbowl rump pump

When you are bodyboarding waves that enter a rip tide that creates mind blowing demon slabs and you are forced under water by the pure mass of salt water driving you out of the barrel onto the underwater sand bank anus first, resulting in your sphincter to split in a horrific manner

Fuck that was the purest ripbowl serpent iv ever seen, it gave bouditch the good 'ol ripbowl rump pump

by ripbowl slayer April 13, 2009

cock pump

A person that sucks at life...

see also, tool

A guy drives a crappy 80's porsche (but not the 911), wears AXE as cologne, wears DKNY or something equally posh to the Gym, wears jewelry--all the time-- even while lifting. You get the idea.

by Kris Stuart April 12, 2005