Oklahoma Water Pipe

When you shove a 5-ft water pipe partially up the vagina, then piss in the pipe to where it reaches the vagina. Once that is done, the pipe is pulled out of the vagina, and the leftover urine will spill on the bed (or wherever you do it ). The girl then rolls in the urine, and the guy squirts a whole can of Reddi Wip over her whole body and licks the Reddi Wip and the pee resedue. The guy then vomits it into the girl's mouth, and a day later, the girl (with the shit that is made up of the vomit) shits in the guy's ass and penetrates it with the water pipe.

You've gotta be devoted to do an Oklahoma Water Pipe.

by lil pulp December 6, 2017

shit pipe

shit pipe is when a woman places a drain pipe in her pussy and someone shits down it

nickl shited in his girl friends shit pipe

by nickllll February 5, 2009

rusty exhaust pipe

To have a rusty exhaust pipe is an expression which is usually used as an excuse to pardon one's own inability to keep one's anus clean/one's bottom shaved for pleasurable anal sex.
It can be said in front of one's partner both in a homosexual and heterosexual relationship.

However, the actual fact if the stated is really true or not is not important. The affected person is rather able to express himself/herself by using euphemistic vocabulary and thus without using derogative language.
Therefore, persons employing this excuse might also be trying to cover their sheer weariness or laziness to have anal sex with their partner for personal, moral or whatever reasons.

possible forms to say:
- to have a rusty exhaust (pipe)
- to suffer from a rusty exhaust (pipe)
- to have rust in one's exhaust (pipe)
(etc.)

"Come into the bed already, Antonia. I need you here urgently."
"Sorry, cutie, not this time. I've got rust in my exhaust."
"Awww..."
"Well how about a nice mouthfuck instead? You like that, don't you?"
"Good night, honey. I'll see you tomorrow."
"..."

"You know what to do. Lose your pants and bend over the table while I do some... doctorstuff there..."
"I'm sorry, Doctor Dawson, but my mother really wants me to get checked this time. I'm not here for...this again."
"You're kidding right? I'm already as horny for your little teen-ass as a prepubescent nerd for a skank in a homemade porn movie."
"...uhh also, I've got a rusty exhaust pipe back there."
"Here's your doctor's note. Now get outta here before I have second thoughts!"

by BulligerVerstand January 2, 2009

james pipe

a fit guy that is amazing and geeky

wow i love that james pipe fella he's a geek and i like it

by kat November 7, 2004

lay pipe

Refers to the act of pooping, specifically a turd that makes contact with the bowl from back to front - similar to the action of laying sewer pipe.

"I hadn't shit in three days so I really needed to lay pipe."

by Jack December 23, 2004

pong pipe

the shitter, the marmite mine.

"i gave julie one up the pong pipe last night,dry. it was sweeeeet"

by paddy farrell September 26, 2004

cancer pipe

shanking a pop can with a knife, or numerous time with a pin, then bending it in half to form a bowl

used for smoking marijuana in conditions where you don't have a pipe, bong, or rollies

use with caution! inhaling aluminum is bad for you

My friends had bud, but no pipe, so we made a cancer pipe.

by 420boi May 15, 2007