patterned

A word to describe a confusing or annoying topic, subject, or person.

"Oh my god man, my girlfriend is so patterned when she's on her period"

by Blindish October 11, 2017

Mike Patten

Mike Patten is the bassit and singer of the band Achluo; Irish, big nosed person.

Mike Patten played at the Achluo concert.

by Mike Patten February 27, 2005

Patty Rice

1. the left nut of a squirrel. 2. the 89th suction cup on a male octopus that swells when aroused.

I'm so horny right now, do you think my patty rice is visible?

by PrincetonBooks May 27, 2009

Male Pattern Laziness

Most often found in boys and men, it is the habit of exerting the least amount of effort and energy to accomplish a task, usually unsuccessfully.

Older Sister: Did you finish writing your resume for that job application?
Younger Brother: Yeah, here it is.
Older Sister: This is a mess.
Younger Brother: I couldn't find a good template, so I just made one up.
Older Sister: Um, well, here's a bunch I found on Google. Why was that so hard?
Younger Brother: It's not my fault, I have Male Pattern Laziness

Magazine Headline: Why Do Guys Date Skanks?
Reader 1: Can you believe they spent three pages on this?
Reader 2: That's three pages too many just to explain Male Pattern Laziness.

by Jellobelle November 13, 2012

natty patty

When your shit has the consistency of and looks like a raw hamburger patty after drinking too much natty beer the night before

Dave drank too much natty last night, now he is sitting on the toilet dropping a natty patty.

by baschmidty April 7, 2017

flatter patty

A term used for a short, but large in diameter penis.

My boyfriends penis is a real flatter patty

by Mike Scott, regional manager September 21, 2019

patternosterscroof

the feeling of loving someone so much you'd do anything for them, at all.

none, just gotta feel it to know

by Kris October 18, 2004