uncle's cat's birthday party

an excuse that someone uses which is most likely a lie

John: Jack didn't show up for work today. Apparently he had to go to a family gathering or something.
Jake: sounds like his uncle's cat's birthday party to me.

by ja5nipe5 November 2, 2014

Party Swell

When someone works out before going out to party.

That guy has mad party swell going right now.

by tdog32092 December 19, 2010

cooter party

A gathering consisting of mostly, if not entirely, girls.

The female equivalent of a sausage fest.

I went to Julie's, and it was a total cooter party. None of them were hot, though, so it sucked.

by wizzlewazzle July 2, 2009

party like it's 1999

To celebrate in a wild and crazy manner. Implies that you have nothing to else to do but give yourself up to your raw emotions. Originates from the 1982 hit "1999" by singer/songwriter/composer/performer Prince.

"They say 2000-0-0 party over, oops, out of time,
so tonight I'm gonna party like it's 1999"

by DSing September 27, 2005

Business in front, party in the back

Yet another term for the mullet, accurately describing its dual nature as part ladder climbing bank employee crossed with bad hair band musician, with the end result pretty much putting it in body shop worker territory.

"Dude! check out that grub's hair! Business in front, party in the back!!"

by Verks December 27, 2004

LAN Party

A LAN party is where a large number of albinos, almost always male, gather in darkened rooms to protect them from the harshness of the sun and the corrosive effects of oxygen, and the bears, which as we all know, live "outside", and can only be guarded against by being inside. They engage in various mental exercises, most often simulated battle, to prepare them for any possible future hostile action taken by "others". These simulations are loaded into computers, which are usually owned and brought by the participants. There is often a small supply of sustenance available at the start, though it is ignored by most of the participants for the first many hours. In fact, many of the participants subsit solely on the copious amounts of stimulants that are available, usually dissolved into liquids with a high energy content. The event usually occurs until the participants are drawn away to other pursuits, most often infiltration missions into the general population.

The LAN Party is a sacred rite.

by AGTMADCAT February 26, 2005

Poon Party

Opposite of a sausage fest. A place or event comprising of mostly, if not all females (vaginas)

Collin, Jon and Garrett went to ABP, and it was a total poon party. They enjoyed their meal greatly, it was exquiiiisite.

by Collin H. December 8, 2007