technological hybrid/lowbrid, a loner completely unaware he/she has become one; but has to order out food and take 'washroom breaks' in his/her own home because he/she is afraid of missing some crucial statement typed from across the world...some may have catheters or colostomy bags attached to them..some have beerfridges next to their computers..they don't sleep much 5-10 hours a week..and usually have monetary issues due to the fact they cant hold a job seeing as it may interfere with whats going on online..sad individuals in need of therapy..
we all knew lil susie was a netnut when we smelled the decayin food in her house and saw the ashtrays all full.. it took 5 of us to haul her 300 lb carcass away from the computer and into netdetox
by llynn byrne July 18, 2006
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Rather than offending by sheer volume as a Ghetto Blaster would, the Netto Blaster irritates by its appalling sound quality - the net result of one small speaker, a complete lack of bass, and a spotty, gurning twat with his room temperature IQ mates who don't have the good manners to sit around and talk shite like the rest of the civilised world.
Rather than offending by sheer volume as a Ghetto Blaster would, the Netto Blaster irritates by its appalling sound quality - the net result of one small speaker, a complete lack of bass, and a spotty, gurning twat with his room temperature IQ mates who don't have the good manners to sit around and talk shite like the rest of the civilised world.
Sound from other end of bus or train: "Tssh tssh tssh"
Everyone: "Oh, for fuck's sake, which nobhead is waving his Netto Blaster around?"
Everyone: "Oh, for fuck's sake, which nobhead is waving his Netto Blaster around?"
by Mu Cow February 11, 2008
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The fear of nasal irrigation, as practiced by jamming a diminutive watering can into one nostril, and angling the head to promote the flow of solution out of the fellow nostril. Blech.
Because I suffer from netiphobia, I will never again look at a teapot or watering can with affection.
Armed with the knowledge of my netiphobia, the villain tortured me with youtube videos of people using their neti pots.
Armed with the knowledge of my netiphobia, the villain tortured me with youtube videos of people using their neti pots.
by Sharks V. Neti March 10, 2009
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"Remember when TLC used to have shows that taught you something? Yeah, it didn't suck then. Network Decay is bullshit."
by InGr8EDiot August 12, 2012
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by xkoolaidx August 31, 2013
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A dark horrid creature from the darkest abyss of hell, usually began their life being baptized in a sea of holy fire. These dark creatures walk our earth feasting on the dicks of the deceased, and on rare occasions living as well.
Little is known about them, they have been known to disguise themselves as 14-18 year old African-american/italian mixed male.
Little is known about them, they have been known to disguise themselves as 14-18 year old African-american/italian mixed male.
Josh: "Hey johnny wanna go hang out with mike?"
Johnny: "Hell no! Didn't you hear? He's a soulless abomination from the nethervoid
Josh: "Oh no! Hide your dick!
Johnny: "Hell no! Didn't you hear? He's a soulless abomination from the nethervoid
Josh: "Oh no! Hide your dick!
by catshitminkeywhoreloljk October 23, 2011
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