magic number

A guy's "magic number" is the number of inches his penis is. IT SHOULD BE MEASURED IN WHOLE INCHES, OR HALF INCH INCREMENTS. No 3/4 shit.

I just found out my boyfriend's magic number! But dude, he was a douche and said 7 and 3/4 inches!

by tehhottlemon December 19, 2005

Number 3

When a man or woman ejaculates. Number one is pissing, Number two is taking a shit, so Number 3 would be ejaculating.

The guy was so hot I almost Number 3'd in my panties.

by Dr. Wasinya October 9, 2009

Numbers

Numbers keep me grounded

I am usually not needy.. promise

But this platform now with all of it
I need number love.. no being stubborn… not sure if you were, but just Incase

And what was up with 379… translated to 793?

Until we actually talk… we can’t be stubborn… you are talking to the queen of stubbornness… and I will take my own advice.. I have not been perfect… shocker, right😂

I love you like crazy and don’t want to lose you or us

Yesterday I had tears because I thought you were gone and today tears because I want you sooo bad…

I am a hot mess… I am ok..

have number love, but seriously you have turned me emotional 😳😬

Numbers… so when you get this emotional hot mess… just remember you created it❤️❤️❤️
Love you always of course ❤️❤️❤️

by Just a girl with ❤️ for 1 December 13, 2022

take a number

A fine women that everybody wants to get with...
A prostitute.

Man you want to get with her you might as well take a number...

by Sun Rhythms October 13, 2004

Rayo's Number

The largest finite (ending) number ever to be defined.
(As of Thursday December 17 2020)

Friend - What's the biggest number you know?
cc - Rayo's Number.

by xRiver_ December 17, 2020

number two

The back up girl who always wants to see you, pronounced #2, who you call up when your main girl is fakin

Maria said she'd be here 30 minutes ago. Time to call number two.

by rideon88 December 7, 2006

number one asian wife

Lauren Porte my awsome asian wife...

my wife

by Jimmyson May 1, 2003