the jimmy reynolds

one who kisses the ass of his sister's boyfriend and enjoys it

"i can't get a girl so i'm gonna pull a jimmy reynolds"

by Eems March 28, 2003

Jimmy Page

A overrated guitar player with horrible tone.
He usually creates pentatonic solos, and they sound like shit!
Played in a great band led Zeppelin but was a piece of crap guitar player!
Has never played guitar cleanly in his life.

Oh man you'r playing as bad as Jimmy Page
Holy Crap that jimmy page sucks at guitar.
Man if Steve Vai had no arms, he would still be 600 times better than Jimmy Page

by Guitar God January 12, 2008

little jimmies

Sperm, semen, cum, jizz.

1. She sucked all day, she sucked all night, she sucked my dick till the shit turned white. -Colt 45, Afroman

by anarchyrules7 April 14, 2004

Jimmy Jenkins

a fictional stalker who creeps on swedish men. He is very commonly known in the state of minnesota. There are many common quotes recited by the jimmster such as; "you make me giggle","notch it up!","sorry man that was inappropiate","be careful with my fat.. it's precious"," Jimmy likes it!!" and, "Hey, what's up mann ??" You may want to know what Jimmy looks like ? well his physical appearance is one of a kind... He is definitly a stunner;) he's around 250 pounds with a beard (don't forget his unibrow) and tends to wear his lucky vikings hat, some people call him The Pedofile but his loved ones call him JIMMY

That Jimmy Jenkins is one cool guy.
Jimmy is the funniest guy i've ever met
I have a stalker and his name is Jimmy

by Short<3 July 5, 2010

Jimmy Hands

When one's hands lose control so as to fondle a woman's breast, with or without clothing.

So you got the jimmy hands, did you creft her too?

by Dukatz June 6, 2011

the jimmy reynolds

one who squeals like a girl when getting teabagged by someone five years older than him

"what a pussy. i would have thought you were man enough for this. fuckin jimmy reynolds..."

by Eems March 28, 2003

jimmy carr

Tosser that seems to present 72% of Channel 4's output, especially their 100 Greatest lists, but is about as funny as a case of cholera. He must have a damn good agent, though.

"I wonder who'll be presenting The 100 Greatest Nazi War Atrocities on Channel 4? Oh look, it's that wanker Jimmy Carr. Can't they afford somebody better or something?"

by OD Smith March 7, 2005