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Blake Mistake

To send a text message a series of people who, unbeknownst to you, are all together at that time. This is problematic when you are trashing each of the people, or asking two friends on a date. Originating from a man named Blake
"Hey did you score a date with either of those girls from Friday night?"
"No, I made the Blake Mistake. Now neither one will talk to me."
by Christian McNamara March 6, 2008
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Mustang

The bits of poo that hang from your bum hairs after you go to the toilet. They don't fall so they mustang (must hang)..
I just went to the toilet but I did not wipe properly so now I have mustang.
by gickyn1985 July 24, 2009
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"the mustang is the gayest car ever!!"
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mustang

The most fucking awesome car in the world and don't any of you forget it.
Sex on wheels
"Why go foreign when you can buy a ford MUSTANG?"
by Yodia January 21, 2006
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Mustard

British slang, originating from Pilsley, Derbyshire: A weak expletive which shares both its definition and conventions of use with the word bastard. Originally, "mustard" was used to refer to a child born out of wedlock, but through a process of semantic broadening, it is now mostly used as a general pejorative term. It can be used both as a noun (see example one) and an adjectival intensifier (see example two). The word bastard is used in precisely the same way. As an antidote to your ignorance, other examples of intensifiers are: fucking, bloody, chuffing, sodding, etc.
Example one: My phone's such a mustard; the autocorrect feature has made a fool of me yet again.

Example two: Arghh, my mustard phone has caused me ridicule!
by Coconut Noggin. March 24, 2012
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Mustard

A "code" word for sexual intercourse, sexual appetite, male ejaculate, female ejaculate, all things good! Sometimes we even use it in context, its just simply mustard.
I could tell all night when I was out at the bar, this sweet girl who was looking me up and down was ready for the mustard.

After working twelve hours today at work, the only thing I could think about was the mustard and 8 hours of sleep.

Can't have these brots without the mustard!

Oh, She can get the mustard!

"Did you have a good day?" Oh yeah I got that mustard!

In context when people start catching on we use variations of the word like mustaahhhhh.
by Griff McGriffton April 30, 2010
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mustard tiger

someone who enjoys eatting and that is fat and lazy.
That fatass is a mustard tiger.
by herbert191919 January 10, 2008
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