money laundering

When you wash your clothes and forget there's money in the pockets.

Don't forget to empty your pockets—you don't want to get arrested for money laundering.

by Anonymous938743 July 25, 2010

Money

The green stuff that lands chicks.

My grandma just kicked it, and I just inheirited all her money!

by IM IN DA MONEY July 8, 2003

word money

a greeting short for "word up g money"

"Ayyo nigga what's happening???"
"Word money."

by Nick D February 13, 2003

sup yo dog money

orignated from the acronym SYDM (shut your damn mouth) but has become the nonsensical phrase for "what's happening/going on?"

"hey, sup yo dog money!"

by f1menu October 22, 2008

i see your money

a stupid ad that shows up everywhere and leads you to comics almost entirely based on cliches. Please, please click the "x" at the top-right corner of the ad and choose "seen this ad multiple times". Please.

on searching up the number 18:

"I SEE YOUR MONEY"

18: I

the age which you are SEE
"I SEE YOUR MONEY" YOUR
able to buy a shamwow MONEY

I SEE YOUR MONEY

#18 #shamwow #sham #wow #tv #age #the I SEE YOUR MONEY's are coming

by thecriticizerXD June 11, 2018

money shot

This term is often used to describe a pinnacle moment in an event or the best course of action. It doesn't have to be used in a sexual context.

After hours in a tough meeting, they find the perfect conclusion:

Tom, that's the money shot right there.

by Ed November 28, 2004

Money Distortion Field

The effects of an amount of money so large that it warps and distorts legal, political, and social systems that get near it. This is analogous to a black hole's gravity well that can force light which normally travels in straight lines to travel in a path that looks curved.

"That Madoff guy generated such a large money distortion field with his Ponzi scheme that he'll never go to jail!"

by Dr. Dave da Brewmeister February 2, 2009