Mormon Fuckboi

A major fuckboi who secretly is the dirtiest guy but publicly a mormon angel.

Will ask for nudes.

Blocks you if you refuse to do what he says.

Megan: Garrett is a Mormon Fuckboi.
Kortni: So is Theo!!

by hitlrdidnothingwrong67 June 17, 2016

moron soup

A plethora of annoying people that impede your travel while not seeming to be going anywhere themselves

I can't get through. It's moron soup here.

by Patpoo April 29, 2016

Moronetard

A combination of the words "moron" and "retard" used when one becomes confused by the stupid actions of another and can't remember either word individually. Also, a word used when one of the words by itself doesn't cover the level of idiocy.

Person 1: "Did you seriously just call your teacher 'mommy'?
Person 2: "Yeah...I didn't mean to."
Person 1: "You're such a moronetard!"

by thateggfromparadise September 24, 2016

Mormon Speedball

A combination of Dayquil plus Nyquil.

(Courtesy of EIS)

A: Did you hear about Justin?

B; No, why?
A: He got all fucked up on a mormon speedball and streaked through a police station singing "funky town",,,
B: Fucking Mormon Speedballs, Not even once.

by neuro_nick January 2, 2017

Mormon Valley Dodgeball

The act of anally stimulating a woman, and upon reaching climax, pulling your erect penis out of her anal cavity, placing your testicles inside of her sphincter, and releasing your load on her back.

"I totally Mormon Valley Dodgeballed that chick from my church last night"
"How was it?"
"Stinky."

by FatherToothpaste January 20, 2017

morion

The area of where the intestines merge with the sphincter and/or anus. It aids in the control of your bowel movements

My ass keeps leaking and I can't stop. I my morion must not be working again

by BowDownBitch May 7, 2017

mordinary

An adjective referring to something or someone that is more than ordinary.
Of grand status.

"I'm not just ordinary. I'm more than ordinary. I'm mordinary!"

by JADrI April 26, 2017