Midgeting

To be a short person in action.

Frankie was midgeting about behind the drum set.

by Small White Blast October 10, 2009

Midget throwing

The act of throwing a tiny yet most certainly hilarious pint sized human at a preset target

Calum: "alright mate,we've got loads of cash,plenty of drugs and it's Saturday night. What's the plan?...party?...club?"
Tom: "nah cal,tonight we gonna kidnap a short cunt, dress him up in an elf costume and go midget throwing at that giant dartboard over there"
Calum: "cool,you get the taser, get us a dwarf chap off the street and il rack some lines up"

by Midget slinger October 18, 2014

madged

To be denied/feel cheated out of something relatively insignificant that you selfishly believed you were entitled to. Coined after Madonna's egregious 2018 VMAs "tribute" to the late Aretha Franklin, in which Madonna went out of her way to draw attention to herself and her accomplishments after Franklin's unexpected passing eclipsed Madonna's 60th birthday.

"My best friend just posted photos of her and husband's anniversary vacation to Cabo the day I was supposed to announce MY engagement on Instagram. I feel SO madged right now."

by colors_sizes_textures_fear August 22, 2018

Midgey

A derogatory term used to refer to a midget. Often used in a sexual manner, implying a desire to expose one’s genitalia.

Come here, midgey you wanna see my cock?

by Misterstitches November 21, 2019

sports model

A woman that has had her tubes tied, or a hysterectomy, and has sex purely for pleasure, not procreation!

I don't need to worry 'bout no condoms, 'cause she's a sports model

by LuckyJee July 22, 2007

Diva mode

An attitude of a polished chick, the way she carries herself. A diva in training not quite there yet maybe cuz of age, affiliation or lack of experience.

She was in diva mode!

by Thadondiva October 1, 2007

Rehab-mode

This is usually the condition you snap into when you return from a week-end of non-stop drinking and party-hardying in places such as Las Vegas or Havasu. Heck, you can even switch into “rehab-mode” after too much clubbin.
The act of hiding out for a minute just to snap back into normalcy and replenish your body with non-alcohol-based fluids.

Aw man I partied so hard in Vegas this weekend, I've gone into Rehab-mode, I can't drink, smoke, or hang out for a few weeks at least.

by Shantal Arechederra December 29, 2007