Matt Copple

a small, gremlin look-a-like from the game series, Dolson. He finds himself cunning when he actually isn't. He tends to be a joking character in the game, but does not know how to take a joke himself. He is the key to pure laughter. Also, he is not easy on the eyes.

He's pulling a serious Matt Copple right now.

by Daniel Gottlob Turk December 9, 2012

Mathocide

The act of completing or overthinking too much math in a certain or specific amount of time and could evidently lead to mass murder

"Did you hear about Tom?", "yea he went on a Mathocide and ripped his teachers foot off and beat the classroom kids with it"

by Different May 1, 2014

matepal

A word accidentally used by white members of the middle class upon attempting to converse with those of a lower social standing. Most commonly used when trying to hide one's privileged upbringing in order to integrate succesfully among male members in a labouring profession, arising as an unintended conjoining of two words used to confirm personal affinity between the aforementioned parties.

Builder 1: Alrite mate?

Posh boy: Yeah good thanks mate

Builder 2: Alrite pal?

Posh Boy:hesitant, unsure of whether to use mate or pal in response Yo I'm good matepal

Builder 1: thinking what a posh prick

by piggyandfingers 69 March 4, 2014

Matt Fact

Tidbits of information that someone tries to pass off as true, when they're really just bullshit.

He tried to tell me that people can digest lactose until age 25, at which point they become intolerant, unless they've consumed enough milk before then. I said, "stop feeding me Matt Facts"

by Coogrrs July 7, 2016

mathilized

mathilized- verb, to be instilled with great knowledge of mathematics in a short period of time, usually before a test

Dude wtf are u doing we have a test tomorrow

I have other cats to whip, I just got mathilized anyway

by highongrapes March 20, 2017

Matthew Shirley

This guy who goes ow, ow, ow and currently has a long nose who pokes you in the eye daily. He currently sings gay tunes to his wannabe boyfriend "Harry Styles", if noticing this long nosed person he could be possibly a jew. His gas stinks the whole room out creating an tectonic bomb dashing through the windows it smells like shat.

That Matthew Shirley is a tectonic long nosed bomb "Winky Wace, No, No, No face for you"

by It'sYaBoiDJD April 21, 2017

Matashi711

Gool gaymer

-Are yu Matashi711?
-yes
-Are yo rapper like lil pump?
-no, stupit Bitch im a gaymer

by Matashi 711 October 8, 2018