monkey jesus

An extremely ugly, undesirable person.

That girl is straight monkey jesus.

monkey jesus by K.G. MadMan June 14, 2005

Monkey Finger 

When one wipes one's own ass and accidentally pokes finger through the toilet paper. Thus, the finger touches the poop causing a monkey finger.

Dude, I was wiping my ass and it went through the toilet paper. I got poop on my finger. monkey finger!!!

Monkey Finger by Mckenneymc January 23, 2013

monkey bone 

1) the little sticky-out bone just above your asshole and below the small of your back. its where your tail would be if humans had tails, which would be kinda cool. it really hurts when u do sit ups cuz ur monkey bone gets pushed against the floor.
2) a film where a monkey turns into a guy

dude1: owww shit dude that fuckin canes, i cant do any more sit-ups
dude2: cansarn that infernal monkey bone, fucker.

i rented monkey bone from blockbuster

monkey bone by dead donkey July 12, 2006

Monkey Tail 

a name for a turd that is so long that it wraps around the inside of your toilet, giving it the appearance of a monkey's tail.

it has been so long since i crapped, when it comes out it'll be a monkey tail.

Monkey Tail by FthisS August 11, 2009

Monkey Style

To prove to a know-it-all that just because you read it on the internet does not make it right. Ie., 3000 monkeys with typewriters could produce Shakespeare.

After she gave me her lame definition of shrimping, I went all monkey style on her, and fabricated some spectacular shite.

Monkey Style by Word Wonderer November 23, 2009

Monkey Wrench 

awsome song by the foo fighters from the colour and shape

don't wanna be your monkey wrench

Monkey Wrench by futuramafan February 9, 2008

monkey toe bullshit 

verb: the act of using one's toes to pinch people; one can be a monkey toe bullshitter, but is not common to say.

"goddamnit aaron, i will cut off your feet if you don't quit with that monkey toe bullshit"

monkey toe bullshit by alexxx April 23, 2006