milpo

Mother I would Like to Pee On.

I just hit that milpo hard¡

by Tacomaster88 May 27, 2008

Millerish

One who is unsure of one's head from one's ass

The accountant that does payroll sure is millerish

by Peopleagainstpeople June 11, 2008

milk boxed

(verb) Causing someone to go missing or kidnapped. (photos of missing people were displayed on milk cartons)

"Put your hands on my girl again and you'll get milk boxed!"

by psquiz July 7, 2008

milfy way

A street, likely suburban, containing numerous MILFs

"Whenever I jogged down the milfy way, I showed off my cut abs to the housewives."

by iamnotbeingserious February 8, 2010

milfadelic

1. Being attracted to MILFs rather than regular young chicks who can't throw a decent blowjob and still confuse a casual encounter with commitment.

2. Having the perpetual fortune/misfortune (depending on your tastes) of being MILF bait.

3. A perfectly acceptable thing to mutter at the PTA conference.

1. Shit, he can't keep his hands off the childbearing pussy. Milfadelic, man.

2. That kid is so milfadelic he's gotta fight the AARP crowd offa' hisownself with a stick.

3. Both our daughters are in the third grade together. Did I mention you are completely milfadelic? :::ducks:::

by Abdallah Price May 9, 2010

Milk Snake

Like the snake bite before it, this delicious drink is sure to make your liver smile. First, you fill your glass half way with cider, then, using a Guinness spoon or well adjusted plastic fork, you layer your favorite milk stout on top. Voila, the milk snake is born!

Guy 1: Oh no! There's a milk snake in my boot!
Guy 2: Quick! Drink it!

by Laura the Lab Rat November 23, 2010

Milftary

A female member of the Armed Services who is also a mother and sexy.

Did you see that hottie in the bar last night? She's in the army and a mother.

Yeh, that's one milftary I'd really like to get a leg over.

by Obadiah Snooks November 30, 2010