Ray William Johnson

the cleaner of tiktok, original host of =3, creator of "doin yo mom (2009)"

*sees bad video*
ray william johnson where are you?

by i like eating potatoes, since they are very tasty. i'm currently watching adam neely's new video about the levitating lawsuit. this username is very long btw, it's because i know how to code March 6, 2022

John "Johno" Johnson

A threesome only involving Johnson (aka penis) owning participants.
This 3 way sausage fest is inclusive of male, trans or hermaphrodites. Biological females may be permitted to participate if they wear a strap on at all times.
The "Johno" in the love trio is usually reserved for the role of "lucky pierre"

John "Johno" Johnson

"What did you get up to over the weekend?"

"I went on a night out in Barrow-In-Furness and ended up being the "Johno" in a John Johno Johnson"

by Skin-e! March 13, 2022

Jack Johnson

A whiny Bitch with a guitar that every one loves for being trendy.

Jack Johnson is a Douche

by Jak6508 January 28, 2010

Johnsonism

Fascism.

BBC: "Are we witnessing the birth of Johnsonism?"

Everybody: "You mean fascism?"

by F464 December 20, 2019

Jonston

This guy is a very chill guy at times if u are nice to him. If you are not, he can swear or curse at you. He is a very noob gamer and always flexes even on the least of things. Everyone refers to him as the Toxic guy as he is very toxic at times. When you see him, the best thing you might want to do is to back out.

I have a toxic friend and his name is Jonston.

by CR382069421 May 5, 2021

lorry johnson

a young man who commonly attends gay raves to achieve entry to mens bum holes

guy 1: hey what did u get up last night man

guy 2: i went to a gay rave!

guy 1: pfft thats only for people like lorry johnson, who like schlongs in the asses

by benLOLatlorry October 16, 2008

david jonshon

the most amazing person in the whole world... very sexxy... very sweet

"dude hes such a david jonshon

by ellsburylover69 March 6, 2010