Jordan 

Someone who is fat, ugly, revolting, and is willing to fight anybody they come across. The only people they can fight is the weak, pathetic, skinny ones that have no experience of fighting. Aka: some fat nigger that thinks they know everyone.

Hello Jordan! You're one fat ugly nigger.

Jordan by bigblackman33 March 28, 2020

jessica and jordan 

The cutest couple on the planet, even thoe they have their ups and downs, they still keep coming back to eachother 😍 they are forever together and they don't give a shit what people think of them 😍

#couplegoals #ijustkeepcomingbacktoyou
Jessica and jordan are the cutest couple

jessica and jordan by The princess 👑👑 September 18, 2017

Tommy “The Tank” Jordan 

A monster among men.
A beast among creatures.
I am scared of him.

Notorious: Dude, why is that guy so good at sports? And he wears JEANS while doing so.

Bigfoot: Because, he’s Tommy “The Tank” Jordan.

Tommy “The Tank” Jordan by FCTrendz September 27, 2022

Jordan Leinenbach 

An extremely awesome human being. He is known to destroy all living things and make thousands of people bow in his majesty. He is also known as amazing.

Jordan Leinenbach has a huge penis!

Jordan Leinenbach by Annihilation July 30, 2008

Jordan Hays 

Beast person who is a sexy bitch! ladys fall on there nee's when they see him ! everyone loves him :) he is like a teddybear !

Omg jordan hays is sooo cute i would suck his dick any day

Jordan Hays by i lovejordan November 10, 2011

Jordan 

A small ugly man that would swap his anal viginity for a spunky flip-flop

You fat cunt jordan

Jordan by Ashtonladd November 9, 2015

Jordan 

a slightly color blind queer- acting male, with clinical depression due to the recent diagnosis of AIDS and having the shame of a barbie sized penis

A: Hey you! what color is that poster?
B: umm brown?
A: No, idiot its orange ha ha ha, stupid jordan.
B: dang it, im gonna go kill myself for having gay sexual intercourse with a midget and hopefully i live long enough to get a penis enlargment.

Jordan by Radio james January 18, 2008