Institute of Technology

A college of the University of Minnesota-Twin Cities which is the only university branch worth attending. Contrasted with the Carlson School of Management and the College of Liberal Arts, the Institute of Technology (IT) is populated by people who don't deserve to be kicked in the balls (Carlson students do; CLA students have none to be kicked). Most IT students could kick your ass in any academic endeavor, and they'd be willing to prove it, because they're nerds.

Carlson student: "I see by your intact testicles that you attend the Institute of Technology!"
IT student: "Why thank you, Carlson student! Now stand still with your feet four feet apart."

by President Robert Bruininks July 28, 2008

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Instapundit

THE main warblog. Brilliant, wise writer.

InstaPundit makes a lot of sense

by Korora December 2, 2003

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Instance

Discussing an unusual topic or subject only to have it come up again in an unrelated occasion.

Person 1: I learned a new word yesterday and just heard it again on TV a minute ago.
Person 2: That's an instance!

by Academic Sake May 25, 2009

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instawhore

She didn't want him but when she realizes he has a lot of instagram followers, she wants to be an instawhore.

Example: Katelyn is such an instawhore, I told her I had 50,000 followers and then she wanted to date me.

by Chinese Chicken Wing October 2, 2014

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Instaslam

When someone posts an Instagram photo with the sole intention of putting someone down, or "slamming" them. Often indirect, but heavily implying the insulting nature of the picture.

Girl A-"Hey, did you see Emily's Instagram showing off her ass with you tagged?"
Girl B-"That bitch has been Instaslamming me ever since I wore those yoga pants."

by The Wordsmithy October 14, 2014

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