human garbage disposal/can

someone who eats almost any leftover,spoiled,old,or just nasty food.

When you get stoned you turn into the human gaarbage disposal.

by sky May 10, 2003

Human question mark

As to question whether or not you are all ears to a person of authority, or to question someone's intelligence.

Good phrase for use in the Military to lower ranks.

Sgt: Fall in privates!

Pvt: (wanders around aimlessly)

Sgt: What the hell are you doing private? Fall in...you human question mark.

by Owen Uttley September 6, 2008

Humanities Faggot Trap

The process of naming a subject or action based on ridiculous motives or arbitrary guidelines.

The idea of Urban Dictionary is a giant Humanities Faggot Trap.

by My roommate is soulless November 23, 2009

humanitarian dating

A form of dating in which a guy goes on a date with a girl whom he is not really interested in, but only does so because he knows it will make the girl happy. Through her happiness, he derives his own happiness, thriving on the goodwill he creates among women in the dating scene.

Humanitarian dating allows otherwise less attractive and/or overweight girls a chance to date a guy that may normally be out of her league, giving her a sense of hope and confidence. Though the guy knows he can find better women, he genuinely feels it's important to help out less fortunate girls around him, and he also recognizes the goodwill he develops may work to his advantage later in life, whatever it may be.

Reversing the roles, a nice-looking girl dating an ugly, fat guy in most cases is NOT humanitarian dating because most of the time the only reason a hot chick will date a fugly guy is if the fugly guy has money.

It's usually not a good idea to talk about humanitarian dating when on a date.

Ned: Hey, Jim... what are you doing dating the beluga whale over there?

Jim: Relax, man. It's just humanitarian dating. I heard from her friend she was interested in me, and I felt kind of bad no one's asked her out before. I got tens lined up for me this weekend and I've been blessed to have my share of the spoils, so I'm just doing some charity work tonight.

by JAXA September 4, 2013

Human Faggot

One who is this has ascended above all levels of faggotry. They are no longer just a faggot, the king of faggots, or a nigger faggot, but they are the epitome of a "faggot". They are apart from the common bred of humans we civilized people call "faggots" because they have excelled above all the categories in the arts of faggotry.

Person 1: Hey I was called a human faggot the other day have and I can't think in anyway that would sound correct
Person 2: Well the only thing you should be thinking about now is your life.

by Bill Nye the Mexican guy October 11, 2016

Human Gucci

Term used to describe one of the 21 century best dancer from SouthKorea EXO Kai. He is known for his head to body Gucci body wear and fashion everywhere he go. He is Gucci ambassador and his name has become an unified terminology for the brand Gucci.

Person 1: Who is that handsome person
Person 2: That the Human Gucci
Person 3: That the Human Gucci from SouthKorea

by Jendeuki June 10, 2019

disgusting excuse for a human being

A human being who is so disgusting and vile who doesn't deserve to be called or treated as a human being.

Mark:Hey did you hear that linda burnt the test papers of lucy?
Jonas:Yeah I did,she is a disgusting excuse for a human being.

by Briton September 5, 2018