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chri-ham-spam

Hawaiian Creole English (HCE) pronunciation of "three hand span" undertaken during a game of marbles to get ones kini closer to the action.
No chri-ham-spam dis taim, ai no laik get mai finga dirti
by abbcccxyyzzz February 5, 2010
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West Ham United

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Wet ham sandwich

A person who is useless at everything. They have no talent, no job and no self respect.
"Man, Robert is such a Wet ham sandwich."
Robert: *Does nothing because he is a Wet ham sandwich.*
by A INTILLEKTUAL June 25, 2018
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Mary Katherine Ham

The new reported for Pew News

She likes ham
Friend: Hey look that's PewDiePie

Me: Actually , that's Mary Katherine Ham
by MyDadBeatsMe May 19, 2019
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cram the ham

Cramming the ham is an alternative term for fingering or female masturbation, referring to the ham-like nature of some girls vaginas
Damn! I had no idea that David knew how to cram the ham that good, he made my pussy quiver
by Nooby Nectarine August 28, 2019
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Slap the ham

by Catsh!t June 23, 2019
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A Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis is basically a Jewish man who wears a traffic cone; generally used in road work and diverting traffic, on his head which is the uppermost region of the human body. Whilst he masturbates his penis on the side of a Downtown LA street while 6 to 8 Muslims from the local mosque watch him smother ham on his penis
Jew 1: did you hear that Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.
Jew 2: No.
by JewishCock August 21, 2021
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