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gerks

marijuana, a smoke that calms and refreshes, usually the compressed variety possibly containing seeds.
before the party we smoked some gerks. we are going to the concert , do you have your gerks. Angie only hangs around with us because we have the gerks.
by butter2 September 1, 2006
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not german

someone who doesn't eat brats
Laura is not German at all; she definitely can't take the beef.
by cashbecki December 7, 2009
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Gay German Sheperd

1. A German Sheperd that enjoys the cock of fellow bloodhound.

2. One who herds sheep in Germany and performs sexual acts on male counterparts.
1. Glenn: Hey Wesley, its nice to see you and your dog Spiffy. How old is that Gay German Sheperd of yours anyways? I bought him a new pink sweater.

Wesley: Thanks Glenn, he's 4 yrs old now. Pink is his favorite color.

2. Before he became an asshole dictator Adolf Hitler was actually a gay german sheperd. His favorite sheep, Hanz used to love the feeling of his little half moustace on his german sheep cock when Adolf used to blow him.
by Jesus Prairie Dogg January 21, 2010
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The Angry German

The process of punching someone in the face while yelling "Nein!" (Meaning "no" in German)
My friend suggested we go see a lame chick flick, so I gave him a facefull of The Angry German.
by G1LB3RTandCUBBY July 12, 2011
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german

1. The act of shitting on someone during sexual intercourse
2. A language spoken by Germans and other Germanic countries.
3. Someone from Germany
4. A German woman is likely to be hairier than women from other countries.
5. Someone often refered to as a Nazi because of their countries troubled history.
6. Someone who is very opinionated.
7. Makers of cars, firearms, and beer.
8. A sauerkraut
British person in Germany, says to partner: "Is that a man or a woman."
Partner replies: "We're in Germany - its probably a woman!"
by Lewis T December 9, 2008
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German Sparkle Party

The kind of activity's you do when galavanting around with a pedophile named Jenna and its wife which is the British Queen of Narnia and there germansomely friends who are awesome
A: Dude! That party was awesome!
B: Yeah, it was a german sparkle party!

Q: We, are so awesome
R: Where ever we go german sparkle parties just happen around us!
by SuperAnna 'the germanly one' November 19, 2011
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German Pretzel

The act of a male or female sitting down indian style while a male or female takes a heaping shit on their body.
Feona sat indian style while Sam shit all over her.
by Random Hero April 20, 2004
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