ghetto vision 

bunny ears on your telivision set, allowing you to get only local channels

yo, illdogg, lets go ova to poppajacks house afta we slings this crack so we can watch jack that foos tv set.

that foos got ghetto vision

ghetto vision by byron williams May 13, 2005

Ghetto pool 

To play defense when playing pool. This is done by knocking your balls in front of pockets, knocking the cue ball in a bad spot, or knocking an opponents balls in to bad spots. Ususally done when behind or when playing a superior player. See nigger pool

I can't believe he played ghetto pool at the familiy reunion.

Ghetto pool by teabag September 22, 2006

Ghetto Tweets 

When Twitter's trending topics suddenly becomes dominated by absolute morons who talk about total rubbish.

Examples of Ghetto Tweets:

#whywebrokeup becuz i found a new luv...VodkA..helpd mi kick u 2 the curb

#WHYWEBROKEUP KUZ U COULDN'T FIND MA HOLE..."WRONG HOLE FOO"

Ghetto Tweets by Lavezzi May 21, 2010

ghetto lemonade 

When poor people go to decent restaurants and, rather than ordering lemonade, they order 'water, with a bowl of lemons'. They then proceed to combine the water, lemons, and sugar to create their cheap-ass lemonade. Then they leave 2 dollars on a 40 dollar tab.

"Those fucking ghetto monkeys better not even try to make ghetto lemonade at my table."

ghetto lemonade by tommytaco April 4, 2003

Ghetto Ballad 

1. Dateing a big black guy you dont know that well, having him steal all your money and rape you; followed by death

Layshawnda went to a restaurant was mugged, raped, and killed this is a textbook case of the Ghetto Ballad.

Ghetto Ballad by Freet94 September 20, 2009

ghetto celebrity 

Person from the projects that is real popular in his neighborhood.

Er'body knows that cat. He iza ghetto celebrity

ghetto celebrity by phunnyphacephatty October 4, 2002

ghetto geek 

1. Slang for old school, or out dated.
2. Making do with older technology.
3. A geek who untilizes technology in ways which it wasn't intended. (furnature, doorstops, car parts out of computers, etc.)

1. "Dude, omg, your coffee table is made out of old computers, that is so ghetto geek."
2. "WTF is this a 486?" "Yeah man, it's my good laptop". "Man your hardcore ghetto geek".
3. A geek programing an application/game etc. only able to run on the most modern hardware, on a pre P2 computer.

ghetto geek by TEEG April 9, 2006