IT'S NOT EVEN FUCKING RAINING

The appropriate response to the unwanted question "ASL?" on Omegle.com or similar chat sites.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi!
Stranger: asl?
You: IT'S NOT EVEN FUCKING RAINING
You have disconnected.

by katielibertine April 15, 2009

Fuckin A

Actually I heard it was New Jerseyan for "Indeed!".

Man from Jersey: "Fuckin A!"

by Iris November 10, 2003

Laughing my fucking ass off

Longer Version of LMFAO. Basically for twats who cant express proper emotion or use grammar, also a shitty band who produce utter crap typical of this time period

LMFAO's Party rock was such a great song, Laughing my fucking ass off

by lovelifeallday February 24, 2012

Fuckin-A

For something to be described as 'correct' or 'good'.
Also a form of approving a comment or action.
To describe an instance as 'fuckin awesome'.

'These omelette's are Fuckin-A man!'

'Fuckin-A man' (Jeff Bridges, 'The Big Lebowski')

by Chris W Johns February 14, 2008

Fuckin A!

Fuckin A! is somethin you say when you're mad or frustrated. It DOES NOT mean fucking awesome. whoever put that on here is a fuckin retard. You Could also use it as a surprised or happy comment.

"Fuckin a!" dude! I hate that stupid bitch!
Or, "Fuckin a!" man im so happy!

by JesseStrickland September 5, 2011

Mother Fuckin Titty Suckin Two Balled Bitch

It's pretty much self descriptive. Try saying it, it rolls off the tongue.

You's uh mother fuckin titty suckin two balled bitch

by Pedro Von Escobar March 21, 2007

hard fucking

The opposite of gentle love making.

"So did you guys make tender music last night, Bill?"
"Shit, no! I gave Monica a dose of my hard fucking!"

by sumdood January 4, 2005