fucked

fucked is when after all that shit you put up with you still cant figure out what's going on.

"man, im fucked up..."

by Rahul_fucked May 23, 2006

fuck me in the eyes

i cant believe it

Oh my god!! a man can run 30 miles per hour. fuck me in the eyes

by Mo5e5 October 17, 2018

right-fucked

intoxicated to a satisfactory degree

"binge drinkers like me tend to get right-fucked pretty quickly"

by WhiteIce89 March 8, 2006

fuck-me band

The Australian slang term for a "jelly bracelet".

They may either be the generic solid colored plastic bands, or the relatively current trend in New South Wales of using the flat sleeve from the inside of a Coke bottle lid. They are crafted into bracelets by removing the centre leaving a 3mm rim, sucking on them until they're warm and soft, and stretching it slowly around the hand until it's on the wrist.

The meaning of fuck-me bands is quite blatant - they are worn predominantly by prepubescent sluts and skanks, and if broken one should copulate with the individual who broke it.

Many Australians wear these bands for years, and eventually they have grown around them and can't remove them. They don't take the "purpose" seriously, but can often be seen as immature simply for wearing these bands.

"I bought some hot new red fuck-me bands for so cheap."

by ldne May 16, 2005

fucken noob

A noob that is sooooo fucken anoying.

I was playing Halo 3 last night on live an a fucken noob asked me if I wanted to hump his dead body.

by Nighthawk07 November 28, 2007

fuck me judy

the best phrase to use under any circumstance

josh: dude did you finish your essay?

me: fuck me judy

by ron 4rm challenge December 29, 2007

fuck me hard up the arse with a stick

A statement that is said in the event of utter disbelief, or in shock, awe, etc.

Dave: "Alex, did you know that we're all going to die in three seconds?"
Alex: "Fuck me hard up the arse with a stick!"

by AlexBumpkin December 9, 2007