C-Font

The ghetto nickname for Chalfont. A small ass town in Pennsylvania.

Guy: I live in C-Font.
Girl: Holy Shit!
Guy: Oh, i know.
Girl: I now think you're awesome because you live in someplace that i've never heard of and makes you sound ghetto!

by Ean January 28, 2006

frontwiper

When a guy wipes his ass back to front, spackling his balls with pooh.

Man, you have alot of shit on your balls, you must be a frontwiper.

by Haywood Jablomee September 17, 2006

Frontal-Mermaid

The sexual position which consist in stapling the woman's legs together and throwing her in a pool. Now while she gurgles for air you must gently insert your pelvic cavity in her mouth.

David: Bro I totally did the frontal-mermaid with your mom last night.
Victor: Idk what you're talking about, she is clearly still walking.

by BoilingDischarq October 9, 2011

fontra

The crushing, humiliating, ass-clenching embarrassment you feel for someone else which is so painful you can't even watch whatever they're doing.

"Did you see George Galloway dancing on Celebrity Big Brother? Total fontra."

by astrocraft January 18, 2006

FontCest

Considered Cancer among the Undertale fandom, people still ship it a bunch.
Tho they are brother and skeletons they still ship it.

It’s like SansCest or PapCest, but instead of AUs, it’s brothers. So sweet ol’alabama time for these two brothers.

There are many different types of Fontcest such as:
• FellCest
• SwapCest
• LustCest

1: Who do you ship in Undertale? I like Soriel
2: SORIEL!? I LIKE FONTCEST
1: Um, Ok then, you do you then
2: FONTCEST FOREVERRRRRRRR
1: ....

by XxX-White Towel Snap-XxX September 15, 2020

Columbine Font

On any instant messenger, bright green font with a black background. Usually Comic Sans, size 12, bold. The font of repressed murderers everywhere.

Jason uses Columbine Font. He's a creep

by Frathouse September 23, 2009

spunk-fronters

a favourite pair of comfortable trousers esp. tracksuit or 'tracky' bottoms, used for idling and solitary 'recreation' while at home... generally not washed from one year to the next, the frontal area builds up a delightfully pungent, and crusty residue of semen...

also affectionately known as 'fronters'

Jell0r raced home from work, removed the gimpsuit, and retrieved his spunk-fronters from their position propped up against the wall... after chipping his way into them, the spunky front caressed his loins like sandpaper on wood..

by Tongeh September 26, 2006