darren bush files

Darren went to kick an innocent pine bush and slipped on his ass like a little bitch. He landed on a pine tree and possibly dislocated his shoulder. There is conspiracy theories about the timeline since the pine tree that dislocated his shoulder was 20 ft away, further than logical for something that would dislocated his shoulder after trying to kick a bush less than 1 foot from the ground.

At Michaels wedding the Darren bush files occurred.

by Happeninginsandiego January 13, 2018

the Rockford files

An ancient tv show from the 70s.

You can probably catch the Rockford files on Netflix.

by THE ALPHA FEMALE May 21, 2018

Season the filet

Act of using dry or sprinkle oral flavoring on first class pussy prior to eating.

Hey girl I’m bout to season the filet and have some dinner.

by TheShowWithTheToy May 25, 2018

blind carbon copy false memory

when receipients of a bcc falsely believe unknowingly that they’re familiar with a person mentioned in it but are not.

The blind carbon copy false memory thru the recipients for a loop.

by Coop Dupe June 12, 2018

Pete-o-file

A dad who acts like a peadofile who makes their son swallow sausages on a regular basis. Also his name is Pete

Mate your dad is such a Pete-O-File

by Dick does butt October 30, 2018

A penis filet

When being served a porter house and they place the bone vertically so it resembles a penis.

Kelsey likes a penis filet medium well. No red.

by The Cape May Creepers February 23, 2019

Got FBI files on your phone?

When you’re gonna check ya girl’s phone and she either snatches it or begs to get it back, this is what to say.

Her: Please give me back my phone!
Him: Got FBI files on your phone?

by Veggies/ Dirt March 25, 2019