even monkeys fall from trees

Old japanese words of wisdom, used when you embarrassingly fucked up something, you thought you were the bee's knees at.

Girlfriend "Dude, you sucked tonight!"

Boyfriend "Well, even monkeys fall from trees. Bitch."

by EndlessMike November 20, 2013

Stow Munroe Falls High School

Shitty high school in Stow,Ohio where a lot of stupid shit happened within a day. Pretty much everyone goes to Dunkin on Wednesdays and people call the bathrooms there the "Juul Room". Instead of the school spending their money on stupid things they need to use it on fixing the damn ceiling and to fix the fuckin foundation of the school so it doesn't sink. And their principal is an egghead.

Stow Munroe Falls High School can kiss my ass.

by SavageBoi2020 April 4, 2019

can't help falling in love with you

One of the best and most covered songs of Elvis Presley.

Sing this song perfectly and watch your crush come at you.

You : (singing) "But I can't help falling in love with you..."
Crush : hey...wanna hang out?

by redditilike June 16, 2020

Why did the bike fall over?

The best joke ever created

Bree: Why did the bike fall over?
Robin: Why
Bree: BECAUSE IT WAS TWO TIRED

by jayhrod26 March 15, 2018

your rugs are falling out

an expression; used to imply that a person is acting madly or has said something absurd

x: i really love the smell of poop
y: dude, your rugs are falling out

by jjsmith128 October 14, 2014

i'll see you in the fall

When one can't wait for someone to fail and they'll be watching for it with delight. Moreover, one may try to tip the scales, so that they "see you in the fall." It's a double entendre that displays one's readiness for shadenfraude.

It's also a fine sendoff after a paragraph of why someone messed-up, and the dolled consequences they'll receive. After which, one writes the phrase, making them wonder if it was being kind or rubbing it in.

You messed with the wrong guy mister, I'll see you in the fall.

by RaptorShapedCactus September 20, 2020

Let me fall into the koi pond

The failure on a friend's part to step in and prevent a terrible situation from happening. In most instances, the friend not only fails to prevent the situation from happening, but makes an observable effort not to help. This is an allusion to The Office Episode where Jim leans back and allows Michael Scott to fall into a koi pond.

Dude I can't believe you didn't do anything back there. Way to let me fall into the koi pond, "friend"

by TRL0 November 11, 2009