failson 

White, middle-class, male, useless people—who have just enough family context to not be crushed by poverty.

Felix, the failson of the family, goes downstairs at Thanksgiving, briefly mumbles, ‘Hi,’ everyone asks him how community college is going, he mumbles something about a 2.0 average, goes back upstairs with a loaf of bread and some peanut butter, and gets back to gaming and masturbating.

failson by the_new_new_dirtbag November 18, 2016

failticulate 

To write poorly. To express an idea in a manner that does not make any fucking sense. To speak like a middle schooler. TO FAIL AT THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE.

Hey Maria, your friend Rick totally failticulated that whole sentence. WTF did he mean?

failticulate by mvolfman July 10, 2010

failfag 

f~cking ~ssholes that think that they are cool, or funny by saying the word "fail". This person may be deemed a failfag if they use the word "fail" as a noun, adjective, adverb, or uncessfully conjugate the word as a verb. Failfags do not realize that this word has been long taboo'd, and that the word eventually gets old. Failfags may also overuse the word "epic" in an uncuccessful attempt at sounding cool.

**Kevin drops his pencil
failfag: FAILL!!! hahahaha!
kevin: Shutup, don't be a failfag

failfag by 3V3RY0N3! April 14, 2010

failbait

The subject of a potential relationship that, if pursued, would only result in failure and drama. Usually female, but can also be male.

Failbait will typically be impartial to or encourage a relationship, usually under inconvenient circumstances. The relationship will end poorly, if it even gets off the ground.

Similar in usage to jailbait, but without the underage or incarceration aspect. Since going to jail would be considered a failure in most circles, jailbait is a more specific form of failbait.

Failbait differs from cocktease in that the subject isn't intentionally malicious or deceiving.

What? She likes you now, after all these years? She's failbait... she doesn't know what she wants.

She's with a new guy every month. Don't fall for that failbait.

Dude, you already have a hot girlfriend who understands you. Why are you obsessing over failbait?

failbait by JRR Volkswagen April 9, 2008

Failst 

When someone types in First on a website when they are in fact NOT, and they look like a noob!

Haha dude you are failst.

Failst by username_v1 November 20, 2010

Failnanegans 

When consecutive FAIL has been committed repeatedly by said FAIL offender, you finally must call FAILNANEGANS and interfere so that another FAIL can possibly be prevented.

Dude, how do you drive in the wrong lane with high beams on, while high with a drunken monkey in the back seat AND still get a ticket?! FAILNANEGANS!! *Snatches Car Keys*

Failnanegans by KyoAWare May 28, 2009

Failin' Palin

Ex-governor of Alaska and ex-vice presidential canidate who refuses to just fade away quitely- what with her book tours, TV deals, and that stupid "tea party". Continues to voice her opinion on everything as if her opinion really matters anymore.

Why won't Failin' Palin just shut up and go away already! She didn't win the vice presidency (thank goodness) and she's not even a governor anymore.

Failin' Palin by mdmsnw76 March 28, 2010