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holy family

where the 8th grade girls eat glurt, the boys are all secretly gay, the teachers are socially awkward, and the lunch tastes like ass
someone: do you go to holy family?
someone else who go to holy family: yessssurrr
someone: ur gay asf prob
by sup lol December 23, 2019
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The family card

Family card is when your parents or grandparents clams that you future husband or wife will leave you cause your bad at work or cooking and that amusing that you will have a family or not.
Tokiko “ sigh “ my mom pull out the family card by assuming that I’m going to have a husband in the future who going to divorce me, alll because I was bad at laundry and I told I was going to be asexual.”

Friend” oh I’m sorry
by Tokiko Tsuji January 11, 2020
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Alabama family

A family in which a sibling/cousin get's married and or has sexual relations to or with their other sibling/cousin. To either keep a family 'pure' or simply, for the fun of Alabama.
"Honestly, i didn't think that the mean glare and tight jaw in Richard III's painting was vandalism. I thought it was Alabama family."
by CorriCoral June 19, 2020
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Ponton Family

A Family That is Fucked Up in so many ways.
by CrustyCxm July 6, 2020
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Dollhouse Family

The kind of family that looks perfect on the outside but you dont wanna know what its rlly like. Look up Dollhouse by Melodie Martinez. Read the lyrics and you'll understand.
I feel so bad for that girl shes caught in a dollhouse Family.
by Dictionaryuser09 December 6, 2020
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Throke Family

When 2 people get married and have twins named Bret and Anastasia and their dogs get married and have 3 puppies named Butterscotch, Batman and Princess. They also have a Ferret named Milo.
"Omg, did you see the Throke Family?!"
"I know right!? The parents are such a good couple!"
by _Ash_13 May 13, 2021
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Street Family

Street family culture derives from homeless youth. Often times disabled homeless youth, or just youth that no one cares about. In some places, street family members grow into adults and stay in the family.

What can you do, when you are young, and no one cares about you? Children tend to have very active imagination, children like to play house.

A street family is a pretentious family created by children not being protected.

It isn't necessarily violent, but there is often drama, as drama comes with poverty.

Street families tend to disregard traditional family roles. In fact, in some cases, that includes having nonsensical roles, like the street mom's street brother being also the street brother of the street mom's street son.

Street family members tend to be extremely vulnerable leading to victimization, which includes police misconduct.

The tone varries, but street family members are easily replaceable to the outside world, however, if they were conditional towards each other, they wouldn't last.

In this hypothetical street family, it lasted more than 10 years. Billy is 23, being one of the youngest, he joined at 14, with ODD and being abused after getting abandoned.
Billy has been stabbed in the back lots of times by his street family, but he stays because it's his security.
They are afraid, held together by fight or flight. The entire point is to pretend that there is stability where there is none.
Bitzy is my street mom in my street family. We kinda just vibe.
by mynameis FThem Cloud December 1, 2021
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