ashlee simpson face

A chick who would look good if her nose, eyes, and mouth were in proper proportion to each other.

"I'd of done her, but she had a fierce ashlee simpson face."

by T-Bone223 December 23, 2008

fucken shit face

Announcing that someone looks retardedly ugly

Beth is a fucken shit face. GOSH!!! EWWW!

by YourMom:] January 12, 2010

Resting Emo Face

When the face of a person who is expressionless resembles a broken soul with a sad, distant look and a strange relationship with razor blades.

Your Resting Emo Face reminds me of this group I saw on TV who call themselves the Black Veil Brides.

by Steel Angel Opera April 5, 2015

facealanche

When all of the ice in a cup simultaneously slides into your face and all over your clothes as you take a drink.

Charlie tried to get one last sip of soda, but got a facealanche instead.

by Okra Boy November 18, 2010

alota face

1. Referring to an individual who is showing attitude through facial expression (usually negative). Typically the phrase must be repeated after a brief pause.

2. Possesing a generally large face.

1. What's wrong with you? You got alota face going on..alota face.

2. Damn! Why is your head so big? You got alota face!

by Rob Powers May 9, 2006

Tractor Face

A term used to describe a very ugly person

When it looks like they've been ran over by some sort of tractor

I can't belive you got into that tractor face last night, she was a rotter!

by BlGBUCK June 1, 2009

ride my face

The act of a female riding on a man's face. This can also go for lesbian couples as well.

"Do you like the I flick my tongue or nah...
You can ride my face until drip and cum"

-Or nah
(Ty Dolla $ign feat. The Weeknd & Wiz Khalifa)

by bignoodle September 18, 2014