Masturbation at its best. Men with their meat. Ladies with their beans. No one ever makes it to breakfast, though they're always scrambling their own eggs.
"Thanks for taking me out for pudding at your grandfathers retirement home, but I really must go home so i can rubber duck and tend to my studies before bed."
If I was ever faced with a situation like the world was about to implode, I'd try to rubber duck before it did.
If I was ever faced with a situation like the world was about to implode, I'd try to rubber duck before it did.
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the name of a product, used in the lubrication and assembly of hub and spigot pipe. applied to the inside of a gasket that has been placed inside of a hub end and on the outside of the spigot end prior to joining to ease the process along. duck butter itself is comprised of water soluble vegetable shortening.
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Get the rubber ducked mug.Hank the Cowdog: I've got a duck joke. What's the difference between a duck?
Schnauzer: A duck and what?
Cowdog: Just a duck that's all.
Schnauzer: I don't get it. What is it?
Cowdog: One leg's the same.
Schnauzer: A duck and what?
Cowdog: Just a duck that's all.
Schnauzer: I don't get it. What is it?
Cowdog: One leg's the same.
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Get the duck joke mug.The hockey team in Orange County that kicks ass. Disney owned them from 1993-2004 then the Samuelis took over. On the team is Teemu (fan favorite), Scott and Rob Niedermayer, and Jiggy (da goalie). The Ducks got rid of Federov (piece of shit worthless cause). The Ducks will be losing their "Mighty" at the end of the 2006 season, becoming just the "Anaheim Ducks" and will get a new logo in June 2006. They are the team of Orange County and play at the Arrowhead Pond of Anaheim. They will kick some Kings ass any day.
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