Joined at the Dick

At least two heterosexual men or 'bros' who cannot be mentioned without the other because they never leave each other's side.

"Hey! Did you see Jim today?"
"You mean Jim and Tony, right?"
"Oh yeah, I forget they're joined at the dick"

by twalkerweb September 22, 2011

Dick and dash

A short relationship including two people who want a quick relief of pleasure then go away and never see each other again.

Hey mango's little sister want to have dick and dash.
Sure just let me get the condoms.

by Rydog1404 April 21, 2018

Tender dick

A guy who tends to fall in love with every pussy he smashes.

My boss just admitted that he doesn't smash random girls while sober because he is a tender dick who would end up moving them all into his house.

by MTHouse91 November 9, 2016

dick ticket

-to give someone the OK to ride/bang.

Bro: Yeah, dude. She's hot as fuck, i'd give her the dick ticket.
Bitch: You don't want that, she's ratchet.

by Unheroic January 15, 2014

Dick tree

Best. Jeopardy!. Moment. Ever.

“I know nothing about a dick tree" - Alex Trebek

by jln October 12, 2017

Dick Rag

A dick rag can either be a rag that you use to wash or clean your tiny dick. The term "dick rag" my also be used in reference to the rag that you blow you huge load of cum into. This may be after ejaculation while jacking off, or when ur pussy ass girlfriend makes you pull out and cum into one of those dick rags.

Emily- "Honey you need to pull out now! Do you have that dick rag? Jeff- "Oh shit I forgot it honey, I guess I have to cum inside you!"

by EricSparks April 5, 2021

Chapped Dick

When your penis gets superficial scrapes due to too much sexual intercourse, usually with a female partner of whom is significantly younger than you, as a means to impress her.

Oh man! I just met this younger girl and have had chapped dick ever since. Hard to keep up with these girls.

by JHerny13 June 7, 2018