Twinkle Douche

Someone who is lower on the high school food chain and gets picked on by the basketball team.
Heard in the movie 17 Again.

Nerd sitting alone at the table
Jock: Hey Twinkle Douche!
*Throws basketball at nerd's head.*

by ZacEffron'sGirlfriend April 14, 2009

douchebag index

The douchebag index (DBI) is a statistic that yields the number of days since a person last bathed. It is found by multiplying the number of visible tattoos (VT) by the number of missing teeth (MT).

DBI = VT X MT

This dude's douchebag index is 27, meaning that he hasn't bathed in about four weeks. He has nine gross tattoos and three missing teeth.

by Duckbutt January 9, 2008

North Hill Doucher

Anyone who truly sucks and tries to make everyone elses life suck just as much as theirs does, or worse. Usually works in a Highbay as a 2W2X1 @ Minot AFB ND. Named after a hill that's on the north end of Minot ND on 83.

Lueck, Whitman, Brack, Frost, Delgado, Anderson, Glicrease (Dickcheese), Bartchi, Little, or anyone else who is in fact a North Hill Doucher.

by DELGADORASARAUS April 27, 2009

douchebagasaurus

The epitome of a douche. You know those people who are generally so retarded that you just want to have a 1000 pound hand so you can crush their face over and over again.

Unknown A: "dude what're you scared?"
Unknown B: "I just owned you?"
Unknown A: "yeah you're scared"
Unknown B: "lawl fuckin' douchebagasaurus"

by CheekyMoore January 14, 2008

Doucheasaurs Rex

Someone who is a mega douche. someone exhibiting excessive douchiness.

Dude, quit being a doucheasaurs Rex.

by Jess Ski October 21, 2008

douchekak

An asshole or douchebag. Its a combination of douchebag and cock, but pronouced as if you were in New England.

Goddammit Colin, stop being such a douchekak and go already!

by the Real Governor January 2, 2009

douchesickle

a derogatory term used in place of douche-bag, lends an air of immaturity to the insulted, can backfire and make the insulter sound retarded, use with caution.

John replaced the medium sized Trojans Chad had in his drawer, with Safeway brand Extra-Small. When Chad brought home a soroity girl and brought out the package, she thought that wrapping would be too small for her pleasure. She left and he had to masterbate by himself. As funny as that is, John is still a douchesickle.

by halfamind April 15, 2006