dealing myself a hand of solitaire

A rather sophisticated term for masturbating.

My therapist asked me what I did to keep myself busy when I was bored, so I told him that I was always dealing myself a hand of solitaire on Sunday afternoons.

by El ritardo April 17, 2020

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Deal

The replacement name for something you don’t remember the name of.

"Where did you say the tv remote was, dad?"
"It’s on the deal."*points to coffee table*

by Furrygamer420 May 9, 2020

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Deal Slips

A reference to women’s loafers regarded for their ability to attract those wearing “Deal Sleds”. Deal Slips by nature are open heel loafers and may or may not have faux fur.

Stilettos are for Saturday night. Deal Slips are for attracting Deal Sleds at happy hour.

by boyjr10 September 1, 2020

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Is super smart ,super funny but not the best at English. He is a very chill guy but Super annoying on group chats , All he does is send memes. Deaclin's will beat you up for some fucking good reason. They are very good friends and will always put a smile on your face.

Deaclin is very passionate about KFC (Kentuky Fried Chiken)

by Rachael_Szoka September 12, 2020

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